Brian Park

bike industry squid

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

I’m coming out of Twitter retirement to inform you that someone has made a Pinkbike Commenter AI. This is important.

[AI Pinkbike Commenter @ExcitedPinkbike]

The best bike for the money is a modern, modern, modern, modern, modern bike. I have a 50 year old DHR out of the box. It has been perfect all my life.

[Neon Trotsky @neontrotsky]

the CIA protesting a right wing president being installed by a foreign power might be the funniest thing that has ever happened

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Shout out to the #debate for making us Canadians feel extra thankful this Thanksgiving.

[John Wolfe @JohnWolfeYT]

#debatenight Biggest issue of the night for the girlfriend and I: Why are they using Blackadder for the background typeface. We want answers

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Is there a way to just have a Crankworx victory lap contest? So much less stressful.

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

@CamZink just made me feel feelings, what the hell. #redbulljoyride

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

This whole #IndependenceDay viral marketing campaign has really gotten out of hand.

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Egyptians be like check my profile. #dadjokes

[Brandon Thompson @limitscrw]

"Drive By :: ro bags Indigo G Surplus" by @brianpark4 feat. the grotesquely vascularized hands of yours truly https://t.co/PCdGsWSJDq

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Did I just see a teeter totter in a bmx web edit? 2015 is weird, man.

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Welcome to our Western Canada dealers here in beautiful Whistler, BC. First some chit-chat, then we… https://t.co/E2V3c9U2Vr

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Oh my gosh. #jamiexx #bootsncats @ The Commodore Ballroom https://t.co/cMLjZlp74Y

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

"Man what a bummer week for American bigots." — Mark Wilson

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

"You look like a jar of Flintstones vitamins today." - Pickles

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

Nothing makes me as unreasonably angry as a bike with its size sticker still on. #whygodwhy

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

"Sweet I made enough money for an MRI." — heard at the @GeoffGulevich Garage Sale.

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

When your typing is off by one key and you write an entire sentence in Icelandic.

[Brian Park @brianpark4]

The worst part about second hand smoke isn't cancer, it's the constant reminder that I'm breathing other people's used air.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

What one sees depends on how one sees. That's why I bleached my eyebrows.

[Brands Saying Bae @BrandsSayingBae]

This is straight out of Don Draper's playbook.