Brian P. Ireland

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@realDonaldTrump Taking a moment away from your election scandal/tantrum (that is totally not working) to catch up on the important presidential tasks you’ve missed because of your fit-throwing, and THIS is what you did? Time well-spent, Baby Donny. Nice work.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@realDonaldTrump Hahahahaha. I love that you are going out this way. Making yourself look like the complete fool you are. 💙

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@jdonaldson160 @jimcramer Well... And make himself and other people a ton of money... #fact

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@brianlogandales All donuts matter, Dales.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

Nicaragua pretty much has it down. Congrats to the bachelor, @mattkopjak, with robsanderson right… http://t.co/BU5zkWyIeX

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

Come down and have a sip with us tonight at casacostamesa. It's free with your RSVP at… http://t.co/ByYQBEYAU7

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@brandnizzle @aprilsmithh #smartliving

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

Oh, Jankle... Don't even. @jeffreyjackle

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

Life has so much to offer... Sometimes it stresses me out.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

I am so much better at hanging out with my friends than I am at math.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

What did the first baseman on my nephew's baseball team learn today? Don't throw the ball to the first baseman if you are the first baseman

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

Thank you, Chicago, for providing a really amazing show and a really amazing hangover!

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph...

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

I am really happy I have gotten in touch with my dude-dom lately." -Tripp Cox
Word.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@brandnizzle Dude, quit being a sissy.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

I feel like I have really bruised my twitter- fun privileges. Too much guff. @brandnizzle and @randallpjenkins, I'm so sorry.. So sorry.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@terrihill yeah... It is sad that we will not see them for a year.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@brandnizzle They actually have a system they follow, I think. You were the kid yelling "The computer cheated!" when you lost at nintendo?

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

I'm thinkin' about 4 hours left in our quick 23 hour drive back from NY. Oh, also... I think "Jankles" should be jeff jankle's new name.

[Brian P. Ireland @brianpireland]

@brandnizzle Oh... I meant the girls and food thing...