Brian Quist

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

watching Rory McIlroy try and close out a major

[alex @steven_lebron]

i’ve diagnosed myself with an extreme case of sports depression. this jays loss is gonna take a few months minimum to get over.

[Avery Chenier @AveryChenier]

I cannot believe this swing. George Springer forever.

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

Probably my most unpopular opinion is that it should be much, much easier to lose your driving privileges.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

This is one of the most spectacular grand slams you’ll ever see. The swing, the reaction, everything.

Vlad Jr. in the ALDS: 6 for 7.

The entire Yankees team in the ALDS: 6 for 44.

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Chris Bassitt on Alejandro Kirk’s stolen base:

“He’s catching Rickey [Henderson] slowly, I think. He’s just got to play a little longer.” #BlueJays

[frap @frapposting]

I HATE when i become a regular somewhere. I used to buy soup at the corner store every day and one time the old man who owns it went ".... you sure like soup." and i didn't go back for 3 months.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"So that's it after 20 years, so long, good luck?"

"I don't recall saying good luck."

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Missing the McDonald’s breakfast menu by one minute

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Michael Wolf @bamabearcat]

I wish Greg Norman was alive to see this

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

The Bill Simmons Podcast after Pearl Harbor

[Billy Pajamas @billy_pjs]

Peep this bite I just set myself up for

[David Alter @davidalter]

Koné 🇨🇦

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

Starting to think it might not be their year