brian rossman

I'm pretty tall for a midget

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

@adamdriscoll I told you not to remove that stick

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

#fox #sucks

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

Utah State Players Opt Out of Final Game Due to President’s Comments, Past Issues https://t.co/BnoHLdIgse via @stadium

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Fascinating, there is a negative relationship between COVID-19 cases and the number of letters in a state's name (excluding whitespace).

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

@adamdriscoll @YouTube I was subscribed before you were cool

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

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[brian rossman @brianrossman]

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[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

Thank you @realDonaldTrump for preventing US commercial airlines from crashing in 2017. Your active participation monitoring the flight patterns and safety regulations was greatly appreciated. In 2018 could you please turn your efforts toward preventing wildfires and hurricanes? https://t.co/yYq49PzZpX

[Soviet Sergey @SovietSergey]

@realDonaldTrump

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

@realDonaldTrump We need this massive tax cut to simulate this sluggish economy!

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

@adamdriscoll Looks legit

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

@adamdriscoll 118.8k

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

Yup.

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

Any insight is very much appreciated. @KellyannePolls? @BarackObama?

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

I've decided to star brewing my own beer. It's called Two Dogs Fucking Beer and I just finished the logo.

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

I think it is impossible to throw out a garbage can.

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

Cal is 9 today! I have a 9 and an 11 year old. I did it that way to commemorate 9/11 - because I'm a fucking patriot.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Just used google translate to find out what Q*Bert's saying -- ALL racial slurs

[brian rossman @brianrossman]

Sometimes I pee in the short urinals... It's cool