brian fiddyment

feeling stronger...

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

I can do whatever i want to with the ladder.

[Jay Humor @jayweingarten]

The subject of the "duck face selfie" is hilarious and relatable for today's social media-driven world. I love to bring my own unique perspective and comedic spin to this popular trend.

It's an absolute honor to spread entertainment!

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

War in the Middle East from a Comedian’s POV.

[pierce @cringe_genius]

@matthewgoldin @jayweingarten @brians_profile i'm going to sell some of these on the tour

[pierce @cringe_genius]

East coast be aware: @matthewgoldin and @jayweingarten and @brians_profile and @cringe_genius will be in a city near you very soon

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

I'm joining @jayweingarten and @matthewgoldin on their east coast comedy tour with @cringe_genius. Ticket link is in my bio. thank you twitter

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

I'm the best in the world at looking at the ground.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

I'm retiring from the stage after this. I've been getting interested in some of the finer things life has to offer, and I'd like to switch my focus to those things. But figured it'd be fun to close my career with a bang. So feel free to buy tickets!

https://t.co/GgwCMJDYmk

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

He looks so wholesomeee here #MattRife #StandupComedy

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

Serious Q: could all the members of #WeirdTwitter pitch in and by this place to return in to the glory days?

I’d like to get back into this place because I got in lots of trouble with my real life friends again.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Yo! @jayweingarten, @cringe_genius, @brians_profile, and I are coming to your village!

🔥🤩 Unleash your inner laugh monster and join the comedy revolution! 🤣💥 Get your chuckles fired up at https://t.co/GgwCMJDYmk 🎟️🔥

Warning: Excessive laughter may lead to sore cheeks! 😜😂

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

@TheRealLilyNpch Hope no strong winds pick her up today 🙏

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

I saw an alien at the coffee shop in my town today. I forgot to take a picture but here is recreation of what happened from images I found online.

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

Exciting news! One of those 3D sidewalk drawings is finally coming to my town, courtesy of a local artist who is a small, greasy, and lonesome man.

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

Today was the worst day of my life.

[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

Last night my ex got an alarming text from me, so she decided to surprise me by making a home made version of my favorite food, delivery food. Thoughtful, right? Wrong.
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[brian fiddyment @brians_profile]

My ex made homemade versions of my favorite delivery food using ingredients from scratch. It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my life. The food was neither wet nor cold. She forgot to bring plastic utensils so we used hard metal forks.
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