Brian Samuels

[Brian Samuels @briansamuels]

@VernonWells10 WAR was made by white men. See: Napoleonic Wars, War of 1812, various other wars, PCA being 10.4 WAR on fangraphs

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@DanClarkSports Dan guy, please find real work instead of craven, low-IQ engagement bait. I’m embarrassed my dumb algorithm even presents your brand of slop

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@jaso_prom @DanClarkSports Are you maybe not an especially bright guy? It’s ok.

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@FriedFanatic2 Great job following one of those SZN accounts

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@PCHate_ Are We Having Fun Yet

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@anitamae21 Man it’s looking more and more like he had a bullish attitude towards it

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@jpvigotty @dash_eats Crackers arguing about crackers

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@smoogymma Legit thought the one resource was gonna be hair and it was gonna be a hair plug plug

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@CityBureaucrat @EvilGregJackson This is what I mean when I say Pritzker is on no-man’s land. Commit to size or hit the weGOVy, big gov. Go big or go home.

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@LokoBoko1899 @Punchoutpitch Tell your friend no, he won’t let you use his DraftKings signup boost

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@allanlorenzana @Punchoutpitch And they’re all wrong

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@BartWinklerShow You’ve literally spent a weekend desperately trying to insert yourself into our frame of vision and this dumb app’s algorithm makes it happen. Shame on us for taking the bait, but man, come on. Some self-awareness?

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@BartWinklerShow Experiment? Are you going to invent the concept of trolling? Huge if true.

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@BartWinklerShow You’re describing yourself

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@mike_petriello If Gretzky played today he’d still read the game and be where the puck is before it gets there.

Problem is Mackinnon would also be there ready to dispossess him of the puck like a Florence pickpocket and burn him and every other drop of Edmonton Oil on the ice for a 200ft goal

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@FriedFanatic2 @FireCraigCubs True re: Evil Elon, wildly false about stat padding. Down 1 in a race for WC home field advantage (and always risk of falling out completely)

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@PCHate_ Cool hobby, guy

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@NucksFo @XDUB1007 200-1 on ScoreBet first week of June

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@arielhelwani I don’t think by asking to kill the PPV model we were necessarily asking for an onslaught of slop events that make it like catcher in the rye trying to figure out what’s worth tuning in for and what is a Saturday night unwittingly donated to some billionaire named Redstone

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@GBP4EVER @TonyKegger @BartWinklerShow Yeah and the most clownish part was that they did what they said they were gonna do in the song and now nobody in Chicago can even bear to look at players from that Super Bowl team without wincing