BrianTheBallHunter

Useless cricket ball finder and drinks carrier.
Favourite film Cider House Rules

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Thanks for all the birthday greetings. Had a great afternoon down at the lane watching the double stiffs win. Gonna relax now with the odd cigar and a chew on a stick and perhaps give my magic stump a rub. Cheers 🍻

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@WinshillCC1 Can’t wait, I’ll get a new match out of the box to chew on to help me think.

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Any chance of me having a go on the podcast @WinshillCC1 @Ian_Livo @RichardMarcer ? Episode could be called “balls in the bushes” #GOAT

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@NotJohnDuggins @Farmer_POJ @ToryBoyEd @BeckyMatlock @ClarkeyBrows @NigelWest2 was still a class act, hardly missed a game. His balls were lost in many hedges, batting or bowling.

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

In between coughing up 3 gallons of nicotine, thought I’d watch a bit of the Commonwealth Games mountain biking. Nasty fall for @jonk666, hope he’s fit for Saturday.

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

I see @chambersjohn3 is off to Donington tomorrow. I wonder if he realises he’s there to play cricket and not ride his bike? #2stroke

[Mill Hill Mole @MillHillMole]

There once was a man called Kettle,
Who got pinged after going to the metal.
Too many selfie’s
Now he’s not healthy
Let’s see if he’s soon in fine fettle

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@saint_retton @milkmanmel @RichardMarcer @mttsly Can’t believe how well you’ve done in lockdown, you were all fat bastards before! Better than me, all I’ve done is drink cider and w***k!

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@dcclRumourMill @WhiteWayne85 @CDurham33 @stubbings47 King Nigel West-leslas @NigelWest2

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Disappointed I couldn’t connect to the @WinshillCC1 AGM tonight. Some w****r had vandalised the phone box at the end of my road!! #keephunting

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Looking forward to the first outing to the Lane tomorrow. I’ve got my stick out and given it a good sanatising. I’ve even washed my ball hunting stump! #vivawinshill

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Can’t believe what I’m seeing! Must have drank too much cider. @milkmanmel is playing for England! He only just gets into @WinshillCC1 ‘s stiffs! Better luck in the 2nd innings.

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Looks like @mttsly gets peppered again by that lad Briers from @Melbourne_Town

[Cricket Shouts 🏏 @crickshouts]

He's back with another devastating spell.

The sequel via @Hoges789

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Is this you @milkmanmel in the new Villa kit?

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

Not many lost balls from the batting of @mttsly or @PhilJonah83 if this lad was bowling at the Lane #umpirespocket

[Cricket Shouts 🏏 @crickshouts]

That’s one hell of a spell 👏

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@WinshillCC1 @saint_retton @ECB_cricket @C_Edwards23 @GunnJenny @lydiagreenway Marvellous entertainment. I got through some cigars that day and spent all my raffle tickets on pedigree.

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@SecondXISkipper Better tell him not forget this as well! @Samwood87 @saint_retton

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@saint_retton I’ve been called up as the bowler 😂

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

https://t.co/BKt8A7iXSC via @YouTube @RichardMarcer @Rubbish_skip @saint_retton @NigelWest2 @Rubbish_skip @Samwood87 Tried to forget about yesterday but been woken up from a cider induced slumber by this nightmare! any similarities @JakeSmiith ? 😩

[BrianTheBallHunter @BriansBalls1]

@Rubbish_skip @saint_retton @RichardMarcer @jonk666 @MillHillMole @chambersjohn3 I think Matt Warings toes will look like this in the morning. Needs to get em soaked in cider to get the bruising out. That’s what I’ve got my ‘balls’ floating in 🤪