Brian Singleton

Rambles, rants, retweets, and lame jokes.

[Magills @magills_]

Have you acquired the Costco bourbon filled bald eagle yet, patriot?

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

@dabearsblog Got the same thing for my commute home. Sans Grimace.

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

I’d love to see the video from that helmet camera he is wearing

[Dan Labbe @dan_labbe]

Mike Hall bats down Shedeur Sanders pass. Hall held his arm up and Shedeur threw right into it. #browns

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Chicago lost the Bears this week. A team that's been in the city since 1921.

They didn't lose them to a bigger market or a better deal. The Bears decided they'd rather be a tenant in Indiana than deal with Illinois for one more year.

Think about how badly you have to run a place for that to be the smart move.

They lost them for two reasons.

The people running Illinois would rather villainize a builder than keep one. And they're bad at their jobs.

In 2021 the Bears spent $197M on the old Arlington Park racetrack.

Before they could break ground, Cook County valued the empty lot at $192M (Bears said $60M). They were salivating at the chance to extort a building that didn't even exist yet.

That fight dragged on for years.

The Bears were ready to put $2B into the stadium. All they wanted was a promise the county wouldn't reassess them into oblivion, plus $855M for infrastructure everyone uses. Roads, transit, utilities. A $3B project, two thirds of it private money pouring into Illinois.

Springfield had since 2021 to get this done. They dragged it to the final night of session, passed it through the Senate at 3:39AM, and the House went home without voting.

So now it's all gone.

The funniest part? This started because Cook County tried to grab the tax early. They knew a built stadium would pay $53M a year. Now they get under $4M on a vacant lot. No jobs, no buildout, no new anything.

Congrats on fighting for scraps and losing the whole prize.

Pritzker: they're "an $8.5B valued business" that doesn't need propping up.

But be smart for a second. Almost every NFL city throws in public money for a stadium. Not charity. The return is real. Tourism, hotels, restaurants, jobs, game days, property tax on a huge development. The math works.

Indiana did the math. While Illinois sat on it for years, Indiana passed a bill in months, put up $1B, and took the team.

And the Bears took a worse deal to get there. In Illinois they were going to own their stadium. In Indiana they rent it from the state. A team that wanted to build its own home gave up ownership just to escape Chicago.

Nobody won but Indiana. The Bears lost their stadium. Illinois lost the team, the $2B, and $53M a year in taxes.

Pritzker after they left: "I wasn't willing to give up billions of dollars of taxpayer money to give it to a billionaire-owned family or team."

There it is. "Billionaire-owned."

That's how Democrats talk about any business right before they run it out of town. Call them a billionaire, act like you're saving working families, take a victory lap while the tax base drives across the state line.

Meanwhile they're running the whole state into the ground. And you already know how this ends. You're living in it.

Pensions are $143B in the hole, worst in the country and not close. You pay $6,285 a year in property taxes, double the $2,969 national average, for a city that's $1.15B in the red. The mayor called its finances "the point of no return."

When you run things this badly, you sell what's left.

They leased the parking meters for 75 years to Morgan Stanley and a sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi. Took $1.15B and burned through it in two years. The investors already made it all back, with 58 years left to collect.

Sold the Skyway. Sold the downtown garages. Every asset that made money, gone for one check.

But a fixed property tax rate for a team that's been here 106 years? That's "propping up billionaires."

Companies are leaving. Boeing for Virginia. Caterpillar for Texas. Citadel for Miami. In 2023 alone Illinois lost 56,000 people and $6B in income to other states. The ones who left earned a third more than the ones who moved in.

Indiana didn't outbid anyone. AAA credit, 16 years straight. A $676M surplus. Fourth-lowest debt per person in the country. They just weren't a disaster.

Illinois could have collected $53M a year. It chose zero. Ignore all the bad management but make sure to stick it to those evil, pesky billionaires.

[DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog]

The Final Four stuff still makes me want to rip my face off. Who on earth cares about hosting a Final Four? You’re not going to go. You’re not going to feel pride. You’ll barely notice. As a matter of fact, you’ll spend the whole weekend complaining about Duke fans in the city.

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

@schmitzchicago

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge.

More via AP:

https://t.co/lFiLakrWhG

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

@Remijas Plant might as well be nude

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[104.3 The Score @thescorechicago]

.@IlliniAD's message to @IlliniMBB and all Illinois athletics is to "stay hungry."

Discussing @CoachUnderwood, Josh Whitman adds, "We've got the best basketball coach and staff in the country."

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever.

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

@GBraggsJr23 are @schmitzchicago and I going to see you at the United Center today??

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

The holy grail of trapper keepers

[UcKema - Nixons Strongest Contra Inflation Soilder @uckema]

We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

@JustinDJackson

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Pulling up to the first Cardinals home game

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

For the first time ever: The 2025 Protector of the Year is Chicago Bears G Joe Thuney.

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

To quote the great @kfishbain, “both things can be true at the same time”

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

At the airport and not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted.

[Brian Singleton @briansingleton]

I can confirm at least two people attending both: me and Ben Johnson

[Alex Patt @chifanpatt2]

Chicago was given electric playoff games at Wrigley Field and Soldier Field over the past few months.

It was refreshing and awesome.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Tough day