Brian Street Team

I'm rad. I deal with it.

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my type?

maybe a top

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where’s the chef videos with the long monologue about hard work and dedication while they’re dropping their knives off at the knife sharpener.

buncha posers

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verified evidence that I heard that honey packs were topical from a friend that died over a year ago is a nice reminder of how much of a wild man B was

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told my dad I was retired, he said

“already knew that when are you getting a job”

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me watching 90 day fiancé some times:

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the best thing the ops can ask for is that I get too busy to care

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retired job description:

look good
make good things cone out of my head

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most of my favorite songs go:

Shouty, shouty part
growl growl
post-hardcore scream

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how bummed are the big peeps that got small from ozempic and excited to fit into their new skinny jeans and now everyone else is wearing parachute pants

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Quinton Tarantino’s foot fetish has become an Easter egg homage for directors that he’s inspired

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San Diego bail bondsmen anytime the dodgers come to town

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all the soccer fans in the US now:

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honey packs at the @7eleven on 30th and Meade if y’all trying to fuck

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not going down the rabbit hole of over fixing a home project is called growth

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I generally say this most years but this year I mean it.

thicc boy summer is upon us

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did not expect that many ska fans at the NASCAR race

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them: omg soccer

me: (a man of culture)

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it’s the Hong Kong jersey or nothing

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it’s all about the community until it’s all about the money

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ngl you stuff a crust with some sauce and I’ll be impressed