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[Marwa @marwamohegete]

50% off on all rides from 4-6pm. Mko ready?

[Marwa @marwamohegete]

Ndio kuelekea.Glad to be your keynote speaker. #MensConference2020

[Marwa @marwamohegete]

Dear men,
Let's emancipate ourselves from the undesirable mindedness that we will be attending men's conference. Take care of your queens.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

DEVELOPING: Jubilee Party SG Raphael Tuju has been involved in a road accident on his way to the late Moi’s funeral in Kabarak
The accident occurred at the Magina area on the Nakuru-Nairobi highway

Pictures from the scene

[The Guru @briantandu]

@TheGithuraian Hahaha

[D.Corleone. @_DCorleone_]

Ati Sasa unakula Kama moi

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

I appeal to the gallant spirits of Pio Pinto Gama, Tom Mboya, Argwings Kodhek, Hezekiah Rabala Ochuka, Ogidi Obuon, Oriwa Hongo, Pancras Oteyo Okumu, Chelagat Mutai, Bildad Kaggia, JM Kariuki, Jean-Marie Seroeney, Dr. Robert Ouko and Father Kaiser to CANE MOI ONE MILLION TIMES!

[Kenya Pics @kenyapics]

Good night from the roof of Kenya. Photo by Jeff Hennessey

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Dictator Daniel arap Moi abandoned Lena Moi for 70 years until she died a lonely, destitute, tortured and abused soul in abject poverty. Shame on you, Gideon Moi: You were not there for your mother when she needed you most. #GoToHellMoi #DespotsMustFall

[G @RealGich]

"Paper ya mao leo ilikuwa rahisi. Maswali mingi zilikuwa zimetolewa KCSE ya 1970"

[LEGIT DAILY @NewtonOmache]

Free ticket apa.

Rt. And comment using the tag #BUJUinKenya tell me why I should give you the ticket!

[𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝘿. 𝙇𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙮 @recreatedd16]

Enyewe we're in hard economic times 😢

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

This policeman never takes bribes and is probably the most dedicated and hardworking policeman in Kenya...He works at the intersection of Koinange street and Uhuru Highway...Why hasn't he been promoted in the last 10 years? @FredMatiangi @NPSOfficial_KE

[JUNET MOHAMED, E.G.H, MP. @JunetMohamed]

President Moi suspended Reggae 🎼for a week ! But now we shall be back shortly @ahmednasirlaw @TonyGachoka

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

'Some property owners have now resorted to cutting monthly rent and offering additional incentives to retain or even attract new occupants' https://t.co/2S6GNjzQ4S

[Marwa @marwamohegete]

Kama huna pia unajiangalia tu kwa side mirror ya boda na kujiambia "I love you " #MensConference2020

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

As crooks were sending Moi to Hell, my lovely wife, the girls and I celebrated our 20th Anniversary of Marriage, Revolutionary Love, Affection and Focus. Nyar Gem pod ber ka dhahabu! No matter what the despots and conmen do, we are focused like laser beams! Viva!

[Marwa @marwamohegete]

Lakini Brians wakiamua kusettle wanakuwaga extra .

[Marwa @marwamohegete]

Good morning.10% of the year is gone .How far are you with your 2020 Resolutions ?