Brian Joyce

IT Professional, Dad to 3 sons and 2 dogs, husband to a wife out of my league, Brown Men's soccer alumnus, hip-hop connoisseur

[Brian Joyce @briantjoyce]

@SoccerInsider What is going on with Ethan Dobbelaere? Didn't we acquire him via a trade, I haven't seen his name since.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

He got the closest to 100 without going over.

[Brian Joyce @briantjoyce]

@dcunited

[Kranks @dis_possessed]

Yo MLS, pick this guy up already. He won’t cost that much on the payroll and he won’t need an international slot. He’s a free agent so there’s no need to worry about a transfer fee and he’s roster rule compliant since the rosters don’t freeze til September 13th. Steal.

[D.C. United @dcunited]

Bringing home a W 🙌

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

rakim was only 19 years old here. wild.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

Sources: FC Cincinnati star Lucho Acosta is far along in the process for US citizenship, and with it, pathway to eligibility for the USMNT.

Nothing completed yet. US Soccer sent letter of recommendation for Acosta’s application. Chris Albright helping too
https://t.co/GXzpXkvpHZ

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

@philiplord and @chrizmillr y’all are absolute legends for this.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Over 10X the number of Americans who died on 9/11 are killed every year in preventable gun deaths. This doesn’t happen in other countries. They have the same rates of mental illnesses that we do. The difference is guns. We are living in a dark vision imposed on us by a radical

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

This is the graph everyone needs to see for International Workers' Day.

[Brian Joyce @briantjoyce]

I’m sorry, all the emotion and pure joy here, homegrowns, childhood friends, veterans savoring these moments, its just lovely #VamosUnited

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Jacob Greene in stoppage time with his first MLS goal for @dcunited.

3 goals, 3 points, and 3 straight wins. #VamosUnited

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Kevin McCarthy’s debit limit bill sets a negative precedent that will cut funding for programs that hard working Americans rely on. Here are a few programs that will be cut if this bill is passed:

A thread...🧵

[Brian Joyce @briantjoyce]

#TedLasso s3 ep6 was truly amazing. Kudos @brendanhunting. I think it really sets things up to evolve positively for the rest of the season. 5 concurrent storylines in one episode that all concluded (for now) in such a satisfying way.

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

It’s been a punishing dual-peaked pollen season in DC It could be the new normal. https://t.co/xXkkmp5ytp

(Today's count is still HIGH but under 1,000 grains per cubic meter of air for the first time in a while. Peak is behind us.)

[roger bennett @rogbennett]

INCREDIBLE: Ryan Reynolds Wrexham win top of table clash thanks to last second penalty save by 40-Year Old Ben Foster who def will now own piece of Mint Mobile and star in Deadpool 3. Welcome to Wrexham Season 2 set to have finale Dream are made of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Rachel Bewley 🍉 @_moon_creek_]

Republicans ran unopposed in 45 of the 99 TN House districts in 2022. Bud Hulsey and Andrew Farmer, the sponsors of resolutions to expel #TennesseeThree @brotherjones_ and @Justinjpearson from the House, ran unopposed in the last election

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

FUCK YOU TENNESSEE GOP.

[Brian Joyce @briantjoyce]

I #VoteKuDipietro for Player of the Matchday!

[D.C. United @dcunited]

1,000 RTs and we make this our prof pic 😅