Brian Vestal

Actor, Host, Comedian. I need more trampolines in my life

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What if we all got along as much as fresh lemon goes with everything

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@SportsCenter @jorgecastillo Reporting with AirPods in is unprofessional, figure it out without Frankenstein buds

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@elonmusk @elonmusk please add back 2x speed when holding a finger to the screen. The most useful tool, already miss it! 😫

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@ElonMuskAOC Start me up

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give both of them every award right now #severance

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@Dodgers Vestal 13

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@elonmusk Elon, the letter “E” stands for a word, so it needs a “ . “ after it.

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@dieworkwear What’s ironic about this thread is that the show’s wardrobe dept has famously stated they intentionally dressed Alexander in clothes that were one size too small to make George look more heavy and stocky. Notice how his collars were up by his chin and sleeves were too short

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@DiscussingFilm Sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, and sequel. Ugh 😣

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Listen to Elvis

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IT’S TIME FOR DODGER BASEBALL

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Why do I always need Bay leaves but never remember to buy them

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INXS is timeless

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Every time you see the word “will” in the Bible, that’s a promise. And God keeps His promises

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The only thing that exists is today turning into tomorrow. The past is over. Live in the now

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The Burger King whopper radio jingle must be stopped

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It’s pretty wild to think about all the things you’ve forgotten

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Have you ever looked back at your tweets and thought, man I needed a hug this year

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Sun: Rises
@ChipotleTweets: Please update your app to the newest version

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Soccer is funny. I’m going to kick this ball in that net! No you’re not! Repeat

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Nobody topped @prince Super Bowl performance