Brian Witt

Please, don’t wake me up. My soul must arrive in peace.

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

Me to Howie Mandel in front of 26 briefcases.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

Lindsey Graham: "If there is no deal, it is time to finish the job."

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@Daniel__Rogers @ncaatapes Bro you already know 🔥🔥

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay But it’s just us with one barstool between us at rodeo.

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay No pickles? Unreal

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay Jeff Hardly maybe

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Okay, here is the official trailer for the new season of The Rehearsal

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay They say when you die you get a video played of your life. All your greatest memories and moments replayed. I might ask for one favor, of this being on my replay.

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

Lamont > Alfred

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay 2 mcchickens dressed like a Mac bro. Use your noggin!

[Shannon The Dude @ShannonTheDude]

Audio from Sturgill Simpson’s concert last night giving it to Arkansas fans. NSFW 😂

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay *pushes glasses up on your nose*
“actually I’m getting a gyro”
*fart noises fumble out from your backside*

I just reply, “ohh ok man. So no bacon?”

[Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR]

This video has a lot going on.

[keffals @keffals]

I love the implication that every school shooting victim simply was not graced by god

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Moderators: "Innocent people are dying nonstop what do you think?"

Trump: "Many people are saying my golf game is the best they've ever seen."

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Massachusetts Securities Regulator has said they are investigating Roaring Kitty for his $GME, GameStop positions.

But the Massachusetts’ politicians have been trading themselves.

Let’s look at Massachusetts reps and their trading.

- Rep Katherine Clark sits on the Congressional Subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services. She bought shares in Holologic a week before the US Department of Health awarded the company a $119 million Covid 19 contract. She sold after the shares spiked days later.
- Rep Lori Trahan was months late disclosing stock sales, never faced a penalty
- Bill Keating was also late, failing to disclose his ROST sells and TJX buys
- Seth Moulton sold $250,000 of $ATVI, Activision, on June 13th. Later that exact day, the $ATVI and $MSFT acquisition was blocked by the US FTC
- Rep Clark also traded stock before the COVID drop, and bought tons of tech stocks before vaccines were announced

Most of their portfolios are beating the market at the moment.

[Brian Witt @BrianWittsky]

@DannyyRay Excuse me… show some respect