Chairman Birb Bernanke

futureshock junkie @addycapvc @secretsoupco

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

I have gained media attention lately for my peptide "stunts". I have also gained and lost friends over this.

I have never written the story down before this. I do not believe I can change everyone's mind, but I hope I can change yours.

Read here:

https://t.co/CODJgD5kun

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

There are different reasons for each method of drug administration. Here is a fairly plain English guide to understanding the differences, advantages, and disadvantages.

Never fall for a stupid journalist purposefully confusing methods of administration to scare you again!

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

A quick and dirty guide on drug delivery:

INJECTION:
Intravenous: into a vein
Intramuscular: into muscle
Subcutaneous: under the skin

NO INJECTIONS:
Sublingual: under the tongue
Buccal: between gum and cheek
Oral: swallowed

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@Dwaldo85 For sure, but that's not the same thing as being good at your job, which is ostensibly to report on things that happened

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

Imagine boarding a ship deployed in the European Theater, used the Operation Neptune invasion fleet armada on D-Day and refusing to read a single plaque in the on-board museum, and then writing an article that insinuates that Hitler would have really loved peptides

[SFGATE @SFGate]

San Francisco youth culture died at a peptide party in Fisherman's Wharf https://t.co/L5UKPzmz0M

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@vers_laLune >he thinks i'm not performatively mad
>he thinks i don't know this
>he thinks i can't criticize crappy writing anyway

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@TaylorLorenz What is it about? Because frankly maybe we shouldn't let anyone under the age of 18 online at all

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@Dwaldo85 That's fine. There are plenty of other people in history who are also obsessed with self-improvement to self-perfection that they could have used, instead of the disrespect of going on a ship used to fight the nazis and claiming that the nazis would have loved it. It's weak.

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@jtevesobs it's not even well written. this is a mess. why aren't the children suffering from mold exposure????

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@DistributedMarz i bet non-api looks different

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@Tintal @Gothamist Genuinely not as bad as trying to hit the AC to the JZ but towards Brooklyn not Broad

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@elizalian @jaimalhotra8 cc @telekineticpxls

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@web4O @segall_max @CarrieHayKellar @dirty_digs love this idea

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

You’re telling me the waypoint for leaving Florida and entering Georgia is Jawja? Come on man

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

PROOF OUR SKIES ARE GETTING SMART-ER

Every day, I'm posting an example of how our new air traffic control management system — SMART — is saving YOU from endless delays and cancellations.

Last week, a flight out of Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport carrying 119 passengers was supposed to hit bad weather. The initial plan was to fly around the storm.

That’s when experts in our SMART lab stepped in. Using predictive weather models, the lab developed a new, faster and shorter route.
The change saved flyers from a 33 minute delay!

Less time on the tarmac. More time at your destination. That's the power of SMART — more to come 🛫 @FAANews

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@fedpoasts what kind of equipment

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@danyhubrobots as much as i love my finance games it is genuinely better for the world that open source exists

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

The tasks that you and I do every day, ordinary tasks, have so much information in them about how to interact with the physical world. We live in a time where we can show these tasks to machines in ways they can understand and learn from. How can you not be excited about that?

[Hub @hubdotxyz]

Robot policies work in the lab. The real world is where they break.

To close that gap, we are open-sourcing the most diverse egocentric dataset with the help of @LeRobotHF.

Coming to 🤗 @huggingface on Thursday November 12th.

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@Austin_Federa i know where you grew up this isn’t a problem 🫪

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@jeffdafo this entire thread is full of them!

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

if you thought i was annoying before, just wait until you see this next two month hyperfixation…

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@Ficusplant @whalecalls omg

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

@whalecalls i’m gonna use it to turn off JBLs everywhere