Afton kramer

just trying to navigate the activity coordinator, wife, sister, daughter and stepmom life.

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Conversation with 15:
“Once i get over the Mom Guilt”
“Mom Guilt? There wasn’t anything you could have done”
“Honey, the thing a out Mom guilt is its not rooted in any logic at all” #momlife #raisingteens #momguilt

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

@cvspharmacy Thank YOU for reminding me why I switched from your pharmacy a few years ago. Nice to know some things don’t change

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Dear @cvspharmacy if an item I have on auto refill is back ordered it would be helpful if you let me know that when y found that out rather than me having to hunt down what’s going on the day I’d be out of the item. I mistakenly assumed auto refill would make less work for me.

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Show and tell say at PreK was bring in a toy that represented a sports team your family loves. Blake decided to bring his Moose bobble head. @MarinerMoose

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

13:” my friends said your brownies were Bangers, and Hit Different”
Me: and that means..?”
13: they liked them
Me “Cool, I’m glad.” (Inside my head Damn Im old.)
I officially don’t know the lingo anymore . #parenting #gettingold

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Celebrating a 15th bday with a bday Cal Raleigh Jersey! Go Mariners! #whereiroot @Mariners

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Celebrating a 15th bday with a bday Cal Raleigh Jersey! Go Mariners! #whereiroot @Mariners

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

@allietherese Omg. No impossible meat OR portobello mushrooms!

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

14: it’s summer I don’t make plans. I go with the flow.
Me: cool story but you need to be a little less flowy and make a plan when your flow depends on someone taking you places. #teenagers #momlife

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

@allietherese I’m sorry you had a bad day… but that sounds like the perfect solution

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Overheard in the Walmart clearance aisle “what the hell is this, and who would buy this?” … umm
No one? That’s why it’s on clearance.

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

As three yells “I want to do it myself!” And later “I want hugs! “ I wonder… is this what I sound like to my husband? #toddlermomlife #marriedlife

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Yup

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

3 insisted on wearing Christmas Jammies tonight. Part of me thought it was weird. Most of me was so proud. #hallmarkjunkie #ilovechristmas #toddlermomlife

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Anyone else glad their family is not home when they do a big cleanup? Because if they were, they would hear you cussing them all out for only ever half ass cleaning when they do it?#momlife

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

@ExpressScripts retail penalties with no prior knowledge of them which makes me late on my dosage of diabetic medications and forces me to use your pharmacy exclusively for my medications and pay you MORE MONEY. Is a joke. And make them shipped to me! Is ridiculous!!!

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Got excited that @funnyordie had something to do with the Weird Al movie.
My family: what’s funny or die?
Me:… I need a new family. And I’ve failed them.

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Two declared my homemade cookies “yuck. “ so we’re gonna need to trade him in for a new baby. #momlife #toddlermom

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Ahh slightly burned popcorn so my hubby won’t want to share. Follow me for more marriage tips! #marriedlife

[Afton kramer @briarose710]

Heading out on our Roadtrip to Disneyland .
Hubby: wait guys moms taking a picture
14: sighs heavily
Me: did I head a sigh about a picture?
14: no! It was the baby!
It’s going to be a long vacation of photos for that poor teenager! #momlife