Conversation with 15:
“Once i get over the Mom Guilt”
“Mom Guilt? There wasn’t anything you could have done”
“Honey, the thing a out Mom guilt is its not rooted in any logic at all” #momlife#raisingteens#momguilt
Dear @cvspharmacy if an item I have on auto refill is back ordered it would be helpful if you let me know that when y found that out rather than me having to hunt down what’s going on the day I’d be out of the item. I mistakenly assumed auto refill would make less work for me.
Show and tell say at PreK was bring in a toy that represented a sports team your family loves. Blake decided to bring his Moose bobble head. @MarinerMoose
13:” my friends said your brownies were Bangers, and Hit Different”
Me: and that means..?”
13: they liked them
Me “Cool, I’m glad.” (Inside my head Damn Im old.)
I officially don’t know the lingo anymore . #parenting#gettingold
14: it’s summer I don’t make plans. I go with the flow.
Me: cool story but you need to be a little less flowy and make a plan when your flow depends on someone taking you places. #teenagers#momlife
Anyone else glad their family is not home when they do a big cleanup? Because if they were, they would hear you cussing them all out for only ever half ass cleaning when they do it?#momlife
@ExpressScripts retail penalties with no prior knowledge of them which makes me late on my dosage of diabetic medications and forces me to use your pharmacy exclusively for my medications and pay you MORE MONEY. Is a joke. And make them shipped to me! Is ridiculous!!!
Got excited that @funnyordie had something to do with the Weird Al movie.
My family: what’s funny or die?
Me:… I need a new family. And I’ve failed them.
Heading out on our Roadtrip to Disneyland .
Hubby: wait guys moms taking a picture
14: sighs heavily
Me: did I head a sigh about a picture?
14: no! It was the baby!
It’s going to be a long vacation of photos for that poor teenager! #momlife