Mrs Steal Yo Dad

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

Reminder that Republicans in the House and Senate voted against funding FEMA disaster relief, and the MAGA in your feed pretending to be outraged at Biden/Harris that there is allegedly “no money” for disaster relief are full of shit.

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@YoungHeezy92 @kayswartz Larry would very much approve

[👑 David 🇵🇷 @DFM2099]

@UberFacts I'm old.. Fuck off. #TheOregonTrail

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@jtwice147 @UberFacts Oh my god what was this and why to I vaguely remember it

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@noelie @elliot_wallace @CrockAgile @Bridge_Raftery No joke I played about a month ago. Go to Bali, it’s summer camp for adults

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

Question of the day: is this a real news headline or Twitter satire? Can’t tell the difference anymore

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i’m generally opposed to someone being surreptitiously taped on a phone call...but not this one, folks!

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@tatertiddies Girl they switched her after ep. 1 and for that we should be saying THANKYOU! Because that other lady could never be as iconic as Eleanor Waldorf

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@kayswartz UNLESS your new hobby involves dogs

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@kayswartz @pen15show Or just this

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

The next man who sends me a link to any Joe Rogan or Bert Kreischer content is getting blocked, my boss included

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

“it’s gotten to the point where every politician has to say they’re for protecting people with pre-existing conditions,” said Larry Levitt... “And then the question is: How far are they wiling to go in providing those protections?”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Republicans will be providing far better Healthcare than the Democrats, at a far lower cost...And will always protect people with Pre-existing conditions!!!!

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@kayswartz Ya but I also wish I was spending time at target and taking home Trader Joe’s hauls. Just in private, not on social media

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@Sarah_fine_ Mine was notorious for her camel toe

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@PaigeSiegall Oh man wish we still had these

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You know it's true…

Every disaster movie begins with a scientist being ignored.

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

It’s 2020 and tidepods might be making a comeback as an “internal disinfectant”. You hate to see it, but are we really surprised?

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

So sad that kids at slumber parties are learning TikTok dances instead of making their own sweet moves to Cheetah Girls

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

@kayswartz This followed by carrying @LBenveniste home, tucking her into bed at noon, and putting on some Kadet Kelly to lull her to sleep

[Mrs Steal Yo Dad @briaspano15]

Remember when Easter was on 4/20 and everyone was doin dabs in the front yard with bunny ears on? I miss that