bria 🌺✨

i came here for the dogs

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

if i ever get pregnant someone remind me not to take advantage of the fact that i will have an excuse to eat because ya girl will get FAT fat

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

I’m seriously love my work family so much. From my co workers to my customers they are just so amazing to me 🥹

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

Anthony: got any snacks planned for tonight?
his dad: nah i don’t bet anymore

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

my dad has discovered emojis and that’s the only way he’ll reply to me now.

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

*my uncle talking about one of Anthony’s vapes*
“yeah we have one of your smokeless pipes”

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

First Concert: The Cheetah Girls
Last Concert: Thomas Rhett
Best Concert: Simple Plan
Worst Concert: none tbh
Loudest Concert: 5sos
Seen the Most: Sleeping With Sirens
Most Surprising: Simple Plan
Next Concert: idk yet
Wish I Could Have Seen: Backstreet Boys

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

my gm just came up to me and said he thought i was sitting in my car but it wasn’t my car and who he thought was me was actually a dog

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

Everyone please go tag @taylorswift13 in my tik tok. Delaney was diagnosed with a rare bone cancer and just wants to see Taylor in concert. she has tickets, she needs wheelchair accessible seats https://t.co/0xpl120hTw

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

my gm told me my laugh is the female version of @Sethrogen’s laugh and I just watched a compilation of him laughing and he couldn’t have been more right

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

i started playing fortnite again and all of a sudden i’m really good? idk i keep surprising myself

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

i just gotta get through today.
tomorrow i will be in florida.
i can do this.
i will not let an idiot ruin my day.
let’s go.

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

I’ve been talking about getting a massage for years and todays the day I’m FINALLY treating myself to it

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

Anthony’s been sick for a week and I’ve been feeling 100% fine until last night and now i feel like i got hit by a train 😭

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 12 Dec 2011 (via @twi_age).

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

Joe Gatto told me I look terrified when I met him and it could possibly be the best moment of my life

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

my dad: have fun at the concert
me: thanks but it’s a comedy show
my dad: yeah well that’s still a concert

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

some girl was super nice and was like “have a great day!” then she got super serious and looked at me and said “don’t let anybody fuck it up”

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

my cat let out a sad “mew” when i was leaving for work today so looks like i have to call in

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

one of the cats jumped and sat in front of the tv screen and Anthony said “come on big door!”

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

every time i pass by a corn field now i can’t help but say “CORN!”

[bria 🌺✨ @briawhiteman]

i scared one of my customers everyday for like a week straight and now when he comes in he’s constantly scanning the store looking for me.