Brigid

[✦Kibii✦ (Transition Arc!) μ - LARPING INCOMING! - @Pibbibellyflop]

Yeah.

[Cüneyt @Cuneyt_S_Sevi]

Gm

[Cassie (Gravure Doll) @Cassperture]

he's like tgirl twitter heimskr

[Pandemos @ThePandemos]

When I was 14, I got hit by a car biking down a hill in Geelong

I was sent headlong over the bonnet, and landing on my side, hitting my knee

I am now 27, and have lived with the limp for almost 14 years

I have delt with this limp over 3 times as long as that Confederacy lasted

[alex @shitshowdotinfo]

the hard part about making jokes about charlie kirk’s death is that nothing is funnier than being oneshot while saying some gun deaths are fine

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Reminder that the US and rest of Europe had no problems with Nazi Germany until Hitler attacked them..

instead they all fearmongered about Communism

[she_ark (money for girls bullshit) @She___ark]

Cancer is peak trans woman Rep because she cums Quick and canonically has a small penis

[puré🎡🐐 @komemerda]

The #abbylee version ...

[✦Kibii✦ (Transition Arc!) μ - LARPING INCOMING! - @Pibbibellyflop]

I decided to give her endometriosis. It's been a horrifying experience.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

people in pre-alcoholic circles always talk about drinking alone as if it were the devil incarnate but i've been doing it every day for the last ten months and honestly it's pretty chill. it's not like we know what the long-term effects of daily alcohol use are anyways.

[Brigid @bribgid]

@EudaemoniaVntra @Guyinthesky_ im am predominantly attracted to women, yes. is there an issue?

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

weirdly, this kinda launched my career

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i'm polyamorous because i think multiple people should be allowed to control me. like a democracy.

[Raиd̥ø 🇨🇷 @moh_shuvuu_]

Ever since it was pointed out I can't stop noticing that people never say this about corrupt politician or corrupt corporation plot points despite being infinitely more common

[Marceline @ch3lic3ra3]

#MoneyForGirls

[nicoletripha🕷️⚢ @marxlaplanche]

let men be masculine

[Daniel Kaihatsu (開発 妥仁得) @KaihatsuYT]

This reminds me of a story I heard about a foreign tourist who tried to order tea with milk by asking for “gyūnyū ocha” (literally the words for milk and tea), and after saying it a couple times to a confused waitress she replied “ah, miruku tea?”

[Zhenity @bells_tolling]

5 things to say when meeting your girlfriends father:
1. "How long do you live here?"
2. "Leave my house"
3. "Homosexual?"
4. "How did you meet my girlfriend?"
5. "Welcome to the family"
6. "Didn't know I had a son"

Now replace every word with "money". You're welcome

[august @regularaugust]

You have to play some M rated games as a teenager or you end up being the kinda guy who gets really into Splatoon Pornography