Brian Gutmann

Always trying to remember not to look at the hole in the donut, but rather the whole donut.

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@Jim22Palmer That’s kind of you to offer that Jim and I appreciate it. Stuff happens and I don’t want you to feel you need to do that. I was mainly disappointed because of the Randy. But in the grand scheme of things, it’s just baseball cards. The world goes on & I’ll always be a fan of yours

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@Jim22Palmer So 😢. Wrote (what I thought was) a nice letter. Paid MORE than your requested through the mail fee and all 3 standard cards came back smeared??? Sad day for this Timonium native and longtime fan of yours.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

REPOST + be following by Monday, June 22 for a chance to win this signed, out-of-print copy of GROSS ANATOMY on Blu-ray! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!

And if you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project, you can purchase a signed copy at the link below. Only 1 available! First come, first served!

https://t.co/jvZ4ogn7pL

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

REPOST by Monday, June 1 for a chance to win this signed 5"x5" mini print of my Kubrick Director's Chair photo taken with my Rolleiflex on the set of FULL METAL JACKET in 1986! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!

If you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can purchase one of these signed mini prints here: https://t.co/n3LJUHhRqx

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

Dan I actually agree with your take on this. Professional athletes are not obligated to sign their fan mail. But don’t be a jerk about it & state out loud that you’re going to be a jerk about it. It’s not like i’m ever going to tell my grandkids that I saw Trey Yesavage pitch.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

What a f**king asshole.

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@ginacarano Saw your post this morning. Something I was honored to tell you at Carl’s celebration & still rings true today. He adored you and thought you were a lovely lady. His mouth to my ears. You have his fighting spirit - fictional & reality. Speaking of ringing true…

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

The holiday giveaways continue!

Repost for a chance to win a Corey Seager signed baseball! Two winners will be selected. 🎁

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

The ultimate holiday giveaway 👀

Repost for a chance to win these signed baseballs from Nathan Eovaldi and Jacob deGrom! One winner will be selected.

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

The people who said that Aaron Judge disappeared in the Postseason never saw Christian Yelich. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

Repost (+ be following) by Monday, September 29 for a chance to win this signed copy of LEMON MAGAZINE #3 from 2007 — all about @StanleyKubrick’s films! It includes a unique piece where I have a conversation with my #FullMetalJacket character (Joker) 20 years later. Good luck!

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

5 games pitched this season against division rivals @Brewers & @Cubs - the teams you have to be to make the playoffs. 22 2/3 IP, 0-4 W/L record and an ERA over 6.50 in those games.

Why again is @Paul_Skenes the guaranteed NL Cy Young award winner this year? Seriously asking.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

REPOST + be following by next Monday, August 25 for a chance to win this signed limited edition 8"x10" glossy photo print of Louden Swain's #wrestling victory produced exclusively for VISION QUEST's 40th anniversary earlier this year! I'll pick one winner and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!

And place your bids to win a VISION QUEST Blu-ray + photo print set - both signed by yours truly! Check out @FMJDiary's eBay auction to learn more. 👇

https://t.co/ts9hmIAzSl

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@Evan_P_Grant Have the coaches and hitters watch the Milwaukee Brewers for the past month. There is no doubt the Rangers have the better lineup on paper…yet the Brewers hitters have the results.

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@FlaPanthers How the hell do you go from 18 different guys on your team with the ability to score to 0? And how the hell do the Hurricanes go from looking like the worst playoff defense ever to world beaters? A lot of this is on the coaches folks. - both sides.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

Repost by Monday, June 2 for a chance to win this autographed @USMC playing card! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday! Good luck! #FullMetalJacket #SemperFi #MemorialDay2025

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

Repost by Monday, May 19 for a chance to win this signed HD DVD (remember them?!) of FULL METAL JACKET from 2007! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday! Good luck!

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@Jim22Palmer I am very sorry for your loss Jim

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@nadeler Mr Nadel - will you be in the booth for tonight’s game? My wife and I would love to ask you to sign our bobble heads that look just like this guy…😀⚾️

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

I long for the 70’s & 80’s when the ice cream cones @McDonalds looked like the advertisement. Not to mention, what did they cost…50 cents? The second photo is an accurate representation of today’s cone. Which costs 4x as much. 🤦🏻 #BeBetterMcDonalds #DoBetterMcDonalds

[Brian Gutmann @brican2005]

@Orioles The pitching staff gave up 11 hits 13 runs…to the Reds 8 & 9 hitters in the lineup alone!!

Yea, we are NOT a playoff team. And the article the other day that said the O’s aren’t panicking - they should panic.