Brick Alvarez

Whatever you need I got. If I don’t got it, you don’t need it. | Freakbob supporter | Ice wall theorist and extremist | Terrence Howard Institute alumni

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One of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

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People really be on the subways with no belongings. Just straight man

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The vice grip lil Uzi had on society 2016-2018 was absolutely nuts

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@NHL when do you intend to intervene with the reffing massacre against the flyers in Pittsburgh right now

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Im on some shi jehova ain’t even witness yet

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As if dog shit and human shit were not enough, @nycgov has added horse shit to the menu of things to step in when you are out walking to pick up your lunch. Watch out for the land mines!

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Pitching Prune Juice Velo’s to the board tonight. Wish me luck

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Got my chick a kirken bag

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I need an emotional support beer

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Should I be concerned that my uber driver keeps sighing and turning into oncoming traffic

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I got mono at T-Pain

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You dont know how many hits T-Pain got until you at a T-Pain concert

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Speaking patois in the Irish bar and everyone hates me

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Shit brick you wilin

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My dick smells like cigarettes

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🚨Mystic Connecticut! I am inside of you!🚨

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Pocono mountains I’m inside you

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Call her Mindy Crenshaw the way she peck on my Josh

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I need a Diet Coke and a blowjob
STAT

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My last name must be Kennedy the way she F with my John