Brick Pollitt

Former Football Announcer
Married to Maggie
RIP Skipper
Drama Class Spring 2022

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Just got home from the doctor, Big Daddy has cancer, I do not know how I am gonna break this to the rest of the family. Momma will be heartbroken, while Gooper will be smelling the blood and going for the inheritance. #abadday

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Just hurt my ankle trying to relive the good old days! Damn I miss those days with Skipper by my side! #memories

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Pollitt Plantation sure is beautiful this time of year. Just came in for a visit. It sure is hot though! I cannot wait to take a cold shower, cause I sure am sweating! #summer

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Anyone know if this is a good deal?? Big daddy just threw my old crutch across the room, and I cannot face life without a good crutch! #hurt

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

What the hell is wrong with having a drink once in awhile! Everyone is berating me calling me an alcoholic! All I need is to get that click before I can get through the day it is nothing crazy! #nooneunderstands

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Maggie just told me she loves me😂cant trust these women. It would be funny if that was true. The only person who ever had my back was Skipper.

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Found this in the vault. The good old days with Skipper! #boysbeingboys

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

My daddy is cussing me out right now over the most ridiculous stuff! All they care about is getting a grandson. Nobody cares about what I want! #Alone

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Just found out someone very dear to me had sex with my Maggie. Reminiscing on the old times with a drink.

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Bravo Governor Desantis! The no say gay bill is the best piece of legislation in years! I dont want my son hearing that fairy crap in school! #nosaygay

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Momma just called me her only son, In front of gooper! Its hard being the favorite son #mommasboy

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

One of Gooper's little demons just shot a toy gun at me and almost took my eye out. I swear those little demons will meet their reckoning. #Ihatekids

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

I am trying to fix myself a drink and Maggie will not stop chewing my ear off about a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Just let me enjoy this whiskey neat in peace. #HappilyMarried

[Brick Pollitt @brick_pollitt1]

Maggie and Big Daddy are trying to tell me I am some type of fairy! This is ridiculous Skipper and I were just friends! #antifairy