Brick

I’m a brick.

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@2hrTV No, we all stopped doing that last Thursday.

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@2hrTV Jeff? Jeff Overfield?

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@2hrTV I don’t silly man. The bloke in the picture does.
Mr Burnham.

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@Praxeus_stan It was there, but it was silent on audio.
Because what noise does a wooden horse make?

(Probably like clip-clopboard)

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The squirrel has returned.
We have history.

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@archivetvmus71 Correct answer. Well done, six points to the charity of your choice.

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@2hrTV Tits! Not boobies!

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Three tits in the back garden.
Too many.

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@SpittingImage @Heraldofcreatio Not bothering to hire impersonators anymore?

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@2hrTV @MapofBones

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The Idiot is sweeping the same spot again.
I believe this is symbolic.

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Back to back’s grandchildren are there.
Running around, screaming.
Sticking their heads through the hole in the fence, waving.
Annoying the dog. Annoying Kip, next door.
He’s inside now still shouting.

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Leaf fell.
No witnesses.

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The pigeon sat down.
I didn’t know they did that.

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@CountMoriarty Yes. A thing!

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@2hrTV I met a wasp once.

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@CountMoriarty Brick Diving does get a tad messy when they have to dredge the pool to untie the bricks from the bodies.

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The Idiot is sweeping.
He has moved debris from one place to another.
Classic twit.