Slen Leopard

Husband, Reluctant Dance Dad, Youth BBall Coach, Mediocre Manager, Podcaster, Runner, Listener of good music & General Mocker of most things

[Jake Catanese @JCatanese43]

Allowing #Scotland, a country famous for its war of independence from Britain, to play not one but two games in greater Boston, a region famous for starting a war of independence from Britain...was a fantastic idea by all involved

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The World Cup isn’t real. What do you mean the Mexican and South Korean fans celebrated their victories yesterday by dancing to Gangnam Style?

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Imagina ser extranjero y encontrarte con tres luchadores enmascarados peleando en plena calle. Y cuando crees que ya lo viste todo, una mujer se les lanza como si fuera Rey Mysterio.

El surrealismo mexicano nunca dejará de sorprenderme. 😭🇲🇽

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

OK this is funny

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Esta fotografía del Estadio Azteca merece estar en el Museo del Louvre✨

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

[Praise @tufpraise]

Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

brother who never texts back dropped this in the family gc after saying nothing for months

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Look at his legs lmaoooooo

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I can’t emphasize enough just how soft and pathetic these men are

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

We have a major escalation….the Scots have discovered American 12% Four Loko tall boy cans 🤣….their’s is 8% with no caffeine

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

I’d like to formally apologize to Philly fans. I’ve never seen a fanbase worse than this one

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Security didn’t expect that😂

[Ioan Grillo @ioangrillo]

That is not crazy. It’s totally predictable unless you have never left the United States.