Taking applications for a +1 to my sisters wedding in October 2026
Preferences:
- tattoos
- can drink 10000 beers
- likes house music
- will be sweet and nice to my parents
this app could be single handedly destroying my mental health and i would never fucking uninstall it because every few days The Transcendental Post will appear and for a brief fleeting moment our souls are freed from samsara as we gaze upon it in awe