BridalBiatch

stay at home dog mom, engaged to E who calls playing sports a job. fitting in housework & wine drankin between naps. eats cheese for dinner.

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Why is it called getting cold feet? Aren't cold feet exactly why we get married? To have a warm back to put those icy suckers on for life.

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@loveinscrubs your ring is so damn pretty. I'm so so so very happy for you!!!!

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@loveinscrubs that totally settles it. Whaaaaaaaat? I'm so happy for you, congrats sweetie ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@theleadblonde absolute sweetheart! Loved her!

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But let's be real... I really got back to see if anyone was as sad as I was to see Sarah go from #TheBachelor 🌹wasn't she just THE cutest?

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@wanderingheart it's been great. Very relaxing and just lots of family fun ❤️

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Like literally dragged my butt to the gym. And doing things. It has been happening. NOW you think I'm lying huh???

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Are u sitting down? Don't drink anything before reading the next sentence... I've been working out a lot since my non-tweeting. Crazy shit!

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@Island_Wife yes I am ❤️❤️

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No matter how old you get; time at home, with your mama. It's like a fine wine: it only gets better with the years.

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@SmittenTeacher ❤️❤️

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@wanderingheart I missed you too! ❤️ spread only love!

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And yes... I'm actually still on route to begin my sober month tomorrow. It is happening kids. 1. I'm back bitches. 2. Imma be sober. Wowza.

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@SmittenTeacher everywhere but online lately. But after being home I truly feel full of ❤️& like social media was fun again. Six hiiiiii!

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@SAHMLife_ the little lady took a break from the social media. It's not a forever thing! ❤️

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So what do we say babes? This breather over? Real life is kinda awesome.. been home, been on a mini vacay.. but I miss y'all!

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@Glowing_Loves that warms my heart SO much ❤️

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@ThatClassAct hey I don't think your game will hurt done; plus Disney is always great!!!

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@navyloveforever sweeter, dryer or any white?

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@navyloveforever colors.. what do you prefer? That's a good start!

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@Glowing_Loves nahhhh! I don't take bullshit but I also get not 100% won't adore me. But will take more fake accusations to kill me