@MiDNiTEMN My fave is when my body thinks its not getting air even tho I'm obviously over breathing. Did my lungs just stop absorbing or did I have too much coffee again?
Coworkers: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat.
Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?!
My Cat:
overheard two mums at breakfast real life henpecking about another mum and her wretched daughter at primary and then move on to someones life insurance scam for a second home in Wales. They wore floral dresses too. it was #awesome#JaneAusten lives