I just reinstalled X because I forgot to say I'm outta here.
Find me on Bluesky or whatever the cool kids come up with next. I'm not hard to track down, I seem to have a globally unique name (Except for the British 19th Century painter).
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#xodus
Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. ๐งต
โ Honey, the cats are doing a summoning again!
โ What?! I've told them a million times, not without a proper warding circle. And hey! DO NOT CALL UP ANY THAT YOU CAN NOT PUT DOWN! https://t.co/MIuYIQ9Cv2
Spilled โultra clumping abilityโ cat litter on the floor. Also spilled water on said floor. If you think these would somehow cancel each other out, I see how you're thinking, but you're not right.
I noticed something listening to @DirkMaggs's (excellent!) BBC/Audible audio adaptations of @neilhimself's writing: both the lady Door in #neverwhere and Morpheus in #Sandman say โapriteโ to open doors. So... Is Italian the language of magic in the Gaiman Audio Universe?
@HPLHS Wait... Those ads in the DART shows. Are they for Forhan's toothpaste or _Four hands_ toothpaste? FWIW I never heard of Forhan's until today and I just assumed you were making up monster brands for fun.
@mrchrislackey I agree. Sergei Krikalev spent 748 days on the Mir station and came back having experienced 20 ms worth of time dilation. 20 ms in 748 days? Come ON!
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Ok, just to avoid any misunderstandings, I want to honestly and publically apologize to my cat: My mistake. I thought it was a bird. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
@neilhimself I remember trying to retell the Dream Hunters from memory as a bedtime story for my youngest, several times. She kept falling asleep. It was just a story about a badger and a fox getting along nicely.