Bridgett Simmons

Nice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things.

[Jimmy Haley @jimmy_haley10]

When the 20 something year old kids tell the 50 something year old dad he can’t rock the pool anymore…hey mom hold my beer.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Does South of the Border freak anyone else out? Or just me?

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

If you have your Instagram handle on the back of your vehicle, I hate you.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Ugh having good banter with me is everything. Also, banter is such a cool word. Banter, banter, banter.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

If you “reply all” to emails- I hate you.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

My playlist is so diverse. One minute I’m crying to Taylor Swift, but then the next I’m straight vibing to Da Baby.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Also, love that she drops the F bomb- and not just once 😍

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

I’m here to tell you. TAYLOR SWIFT DID IT AGAIN!!! #blessed

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

I mean it’s not an album you jam out to with the girls. It’s one where your driving, but need to cry too. Still slaps though. Thanks Tay 🥰

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Let me just tell you.. the snooze feature on Facebook hits differently 🙌🏻👏🏻✌🏻

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Connie Britton is such a baddie!!!

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

@brockcalli I ask myself this daily.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

I think the power is out in Rockingham if y’all didn’t know.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

I’ve been there watched that, but “When They See Us” is the shit. Watch it or stfu.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Y’all ever catch dumbbitchitis or is it just me?

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Does quicksand really exist? #AskTwitter

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Ugh if you wear shoes in the beach I already hate you.

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

@KWebb_Harward @KyleRichards @TeddiMellencamp I love that you watch this! My mom and I said the same thing.. like what’s the big deal!

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

Why do I feel like I’m an annoying boy in my Moms DMs that can’t catch a hint..

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

@LorenReilley Omg! Thanks! I’ll check that out next time I run out!!

[Bridgett Simmons @bridge414]

1800 contacts is the freaking bomb. I’m dumb when it comes to eye stuff but that was the easiest order I’ve ever completed!!! Like holy cow.