Baugette

proud owner of professor copper fields miracle legumes

[Baugette @bridge_8250]

"And just like music, it's something you can't see with your eyes, something....it's deep inside you......emotions"
-T.G.

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

A tragic moment I just had with an unreasonably attractive security guard who approached me at Whole Foods. After 3min of what I thought was flirting:

Him: so bro...can I ask u something?

Me: (certain he’s about to ask me out)
Of course man. Anything.

Him: Ur Pewdiepie right?

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

My mom is so incredible and supportive, she tells me all the time how funny I am on Smooch.

[Smosh @smosh]

Sending our love to YouTube HQ and fellow Youtubers today ❤️

[courtney @Co_Mill]

Him: Will u marry me

Her: Omg I don’t know what to say

Him: Ur third emoji is ur reaction 😜

[Baugette @bridge_8250]

@Co_Mill Does that make slippers; foot cottages

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

[Justice League]
Superman: Hey did anyone eat my lunch I had in the fridge?
Aquaman: Oh yeah sorry bro!
Superman: *fists clenched* all good.

[Next Week’s Newspaper]
“Aquaman: Hero? Or Huge Douche?” By Clark Kent

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

[Rainy Day]
ME: Uh oh, I don’t want to get wet, better stay inside and watch Netflix.

[Sunny Day]
ME: Uh oh, I don’t want to get sunburned, better stay inside and watch Netflix.

[Perfect Day]
ME: Uh oh, its a perfect day, people are gonna be outside, better stay inside and watc

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

[AUDITION]
ME: *Takes drag of cigarette* Damn Blue, I’ve never seen a dead body like this. We need to find clues, and fast, because whoever did this-
*puts on sunglasses* - is one “sketchy” son of a bitch.

CASTING: Please leave. https://t.co/B74t52204N

[courtney @Co_Mill]

Nick Uhas from Smosh Lab got a puppy the same time I did and we’re having a puppy play date tomorrow and I’ve never felt more like an excited white mom in my life

[Baugette @bridge_8250]

@supershayne Not the bees

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

AIDE: Mr. President we have a little boy here from Make a Wish who wants to meet you.
TRUMP: Hi there little boy, what’s your name?
AIDE: Actually the make-a-wish kid is in the next room.
TRUMP: Then who’s this?
BARRON: Your son.

[Baugette @bridge_8250]

Back in the days where @Marner93 was still a knight @MapleLeafs

[courtney @Co_Mill]

This is my boy Jango. RT for one pet

[Noah Grossman 🥑 @NoahGrossman214]

Courtney and I are in need of YOU! This is something super close to our hearts, and unfortunately our homes. Please take 2 minutes to watch the video below 🤟🏼♥️ https://t.co/uUoq8GX0HU

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

*Uses Apple Maps*

[Baugette @bridge_8250]

@smosh can you have @DavidDobrik on one of your shows ???? Plzzz (since I said plz can you ?)

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

Bad writers should be called wrongers.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

Making the comeback count. #FuelledByG #TMLtalk

[Baugette @bridge_8250]

@Co_Mill @supershayne Oof.