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yucks

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Thought I had a cancer mole in my tattoo but the derm said it was a piece of fuzz

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Hot thru the shart, and ur 2 blame

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Are Florida seasons like
Fool’s Spring
Spring
Summer
Fake Hurricane Season
Fake autumn
Summer 2.0
Real hurricane season
Autumn
Fake winter
Autumn
Winter

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I'd rather be spinnin than wigglin

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He consumed all he laid eyes on, for it was his girthright

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Trying to cough without clenching ur butthole, presents of mind

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We're a meatloaf family

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@fredagainagain1 thank you for making stayinit. It has gotten me through a lot of shit this year. Keep going dude

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Traversible sandwiches

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Let my genes run their course ain't trying to be no jean grey

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Why do they make these preparation H wipes smell like New York style cheesecake they keep ending up in my mouth and my tongue is nunb

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Thomas the Tran

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Psoriacareyasis

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I think it's time to sew a skin suit, fuck it #gudbyehorsies

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If something could just feed on my body
my soul would find peace in the sustenance
To save your own life is just not enough
To die for the herd may just be enough

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We factoried around and farmed out

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The disorder where one has to watch Double Jeopardy with Ashley Judd whenever it's available

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my dick unfurled it ruined ur world took your girl made her hurl out ur name she never said it again said mine again again and again

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Spotify lined up a perfect back-to-back and it fuckin frissoned me #mylife

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Gourmet rosary