Bridget Elise

shitload of RTs & typos 🇵🇪🖤

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me looking at what's about to turn into a missed call

[meg @bymeg]

anyone need a glasses tray?

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

Not sure how I missed IKEA closing in Rego Park but here I am late as hell.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Saying "this is going to ruin the tour" after every minor inconvenience I have from now on

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

Is it me or have Uber prices always charged for a reroute? My original fair was $30 and they said oh I’m going to take this route instead since there’s traffic. Then boom I got charged an additional $20?

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

@Tamantha_5 Okay so I wasn’t the only one lmao I was like where girl?!

[hi @realitea_time]

THIS MAN & HIS MULLET DESERVED BETTER
#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

@realitea_time LMAO

[hi @realitea_time]

“His name is Jimmy, and he says he’s been dating Megan Fox through a wall for 10 days”
#LoveIsBlindS6 #LoveIsBlind

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

Matthew is batshit crazy #LoveIsBlind6

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

@trinawatters Okay so I wasn’t the only one saying Chelsea doesn’t look like Megan Fox at all

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

@TMobile trash service with the business hub being unaccessible for however long now

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

@Yelp explain to me the point of people posting on your business page and the comment not being shown? Wtf is the point of having a yelp business page if you’re controlling clients posts?!? #smallbusinessowner

[Bridget Elise @bridge_itt]

@ydanis I’ve submitted numerous requests for a speed bump submission and was hit with auto reply that the request is closed. DO SOMETHING ABOUT SPEEDING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD