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[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

You know what’s never given anyone parasitic diarrhea

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Do you guys remember Peanut? Peanut the squirrel. And they killed him. Killed him like a dog. That’s who these people are. We can’t ever forget that.”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally a scene from The Office 😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me what a deductible is

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

telling world cup travelers this is george washington

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

This and never hearing about chatGPT again please

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Zoobooks - Baby Animals (1991)

[🦄 @Bridge_Martyy]

I love just matching energies to people & them suddenly thinking that now I’m a dick 🤣

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[🦄 @Bridge_Martyy]

A customer of mine called military tanks “big heifers” and I will never recover from how fucking funny that is

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How I feel after taking advantage of a good sale

[🦄 @Bridge_Martyy]

The more I think about it the more I realize just how fucked up it is that people have walked all over my generosity for years and have not reciprocated even a fucking nickel