anxious corndog

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The business model of Wall Street is fraud.

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

@jerrytrainor Oh god, I don't even remember. It was the "fingered in the waves" episode. I just remember I had to pause the podcast to finish laughing.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW GUY BUT UNTIL I CAN SAFELY GO OUTSIDE AGAIN MY SCREAMS WILL FLOAT UPON THE NIGHT AIR, UNAVOIDABLE

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

"I always know it's coitus night because she puts CHEESE on the BROCCOLI." @jerrytrainor #wyatr

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

LMAO

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

2020 has been wild, lemme tell ya.

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

The Community of the Stolen Pants

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Filling my gas tank with spaghettiOs and hiring a mechanic to fix it

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

@sarajmichels Maybe you felt bad for hating it and then developed a love for it
I do that often

[anxious corndog @bridgecraft]

@sarajmichels That is awful, I'm sorry

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Please stop sending us nudes or we will close our DMs.

[Mercedez @MercedezUAZ2]

This might be the most gangsta shxt I've ever heard a governor say.... Salute, @NYGovCuomo!