Bridgette Schneider

"You've got to exfoliate, you know" - ASAP Rocky

[josh dun @joshuadun]

Sorry about all that. Tyler and I were tying to decide which one of us is still in the band and who is out etc. I think we got it sorted now

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[cookie package is empty]

Me: How many did you eat roughly?

4-year-old: I ate them gentle.

[🇵🇸 The artist formerly known as the Iron Sherk @TheIronSherk]

*milk
*eggs
*butter
*spinach
*your kiss
*carrots

- Hall and Oates’ grocery list

[Bridgette Schneider @bridgeredondo]

"Angsty. Relatable.
Hot. Not relatable." -@eigutie #blessed