Mads

[Mads @bridges7111]

I counted 242 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/ExYnYxc1yV

[Mads @bridges7111]

I’m good with humans and I’m resourceful. #stuffmacksays

[Mads @bridges7111]

I’m not yucking your yum. #stuffrysays

[Mads @bridges7111]

They’re not zits, they’re acne. #stuffKendrasays

[Mads @bridges7111]

Ew isn’t ammonia like arthritis? #stuffSpencersays

[Mads @bridges7111]

@hannahynchausti Hopefully not cuz same

[Mads @bridges7111]

I know someone who’d be beheaded by this point if that was a thing. #chenilleoutofcontext @Morrisasaurus1

[Mads @bridges7111]

It’s either frogger or death. #travisoutofcontext @TravisF16785798

[Mads @bridges7111]

My kidneys are buff. #kevinoutofcontext @kevin74312051

[Mads @bridges7111]

You’re not Dory. Stop trying to speak whale. #aubreyoutofcontext @ItsAubreyJo

[Mads @bridges7111]

I killed him and then I blew up. #Billoutofcontext

[Mads @bridges7111]

*amidst a chorus of screams* I just yeeted two of y’all fools @Morrisasaurus1 #chenilleoutofcontext

[Mads @bridges7111]

Do you ever just wake up and feel like your muscles are drunk? #stuffMorrigansays @Morrigan_Kelly7

[Mads @bridges7111]

I’m only a feminist if it’ll be funny. #chenilleoutofcontext @Morrisasaurus1

[Mads @bridges7111]

It tasted like beef water with lettuce. #Kevinoutofcontext

[Mads @bridges7111]

It’s too stressful to be crazy. #Tayloroutofcontext @Power_Bop98

[Mads @bridges7111]

Do they even watch Criminal Minds? My gosh! #chenilleoutofcontext @Morrisasaurus1

[Mads @bridges7111]

Supine, prone, and a whole lot of awkward. #chenilleoutofcontext @Morrisasaurus1

[Mads @bridges7111]

He’s married to Chick-Fil-A right now. #kendraoutofcontext