eli bridges

[🏈 emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

Philip Rivers woke up, took a Centrum Silver, read a physical newspaper, and is going to play professional football today. I think that’s beautiful.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

so what we get drunk

so what we smoke weed

[Steve Gleason - "Live Impossible" @SteveGleason]

Name the time and place.

#NoWhiteFlags

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama was asked by reporters how he plans to manage expectations in year 2.

His response: “I don’t have any responsibility to any of you, really.”

(via @Balldontlie)

[AB @AB84]

netflix has the worst movies bro no wonder mfs just start f*cking😭

#CTESPN

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

In all my adult years, I've come to realize that Conservativism is basically just half lack of empathy and half corporate boot licking.

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Knowing what we know now, Matt Rhule going 11-27 with the David Tepper-owned Panthers is one of the great coaching achievements in the history of sport.

[eli bridges @bridges_eli]

I can’t even imagine what he makes in the toilet after

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Making nachos in a hotel sink

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Let’s close this one out Canes fans. Incredible performance by your team here in the 3rd. Bring the boys home to Raleigh. You’d never boo them like this. You deserve game 6 and another fun tailgate. Ride or dies. #causechaos

[eli bridges @bridges_eli]

I wish oj did this in his trial

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They have no case. It really is a shame. The country is devolving… having no Justice

[sean @_sn_n]

Trump could actually do this and not lose a single Republican vote

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

john calipari signing a five year deal to leave for arkansas on the eve of the men’s final?

[eli bridges @bridges_eli]

He’s referring to the romance in filmmaking before the me too movement

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Woody Allen Says He’s ‘on the Fence’ About Directing Again: ‘All the Romance of Filmmaking Is Gone’ https://t.co/hXPmDa7LN6

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

looney tunes ass crime

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

NC State is final four bound