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[kevin @bridgeskk]

German for cool fucking bird? https://t.co/6Z069NKYwm

[Jens Voigt @thejensie]

Heute eine Expedition mit den Kindern gemacht. Dabei hat Maya einen Eisvogel entdeckt der tatsächlich einen Fisch gefangen hat. Und einen Biberbau haben wir auch gefunden. Alles in Berlin!! Ein toller Nachmittag für uns.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

my new Twitter banner

[Marcus Wasilewski @Coach07Wash]

Barbells & Barstools 💪🏼 #ForThrBrand #RTB @PatMcAfeeShow

[j e s s e @virgoprincxss]

MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

This transcript from the jury selection in Martin Shkreli's trial is AMAZING ---> https://t.co/sMj9ZFeU53

[Chrissie Wellington @chrissiesmiles]

Love love love my new @brooksrunning Mazama trail shoes!

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

I RAN OVER A POSSUM

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if we found out Donald Trump thought Frederick Douglas was Steve Harvey.

[Charles Bergquist @cbquist]

Suspecting Carl Sagan had either a time machine or a crystal ball.

Ok, probably the time machine.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

This was sent to me a half hour ago and I may never stop laughing. #SophisticatedHumor https://t.co/SWURBeoB2s

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

People turning don't use their signal, people with their signal on don't turn. Can we just dump the whole idea?

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Wow watch this. James Baldwin debates William F Buckley 1965. Watch Baldwin - 18 mins in https://t.co/hcsrbs0WAb

[Cyclingnews @Cyclingnewsfeed]

Left-side drive Felt TA FRD: Team USA's secret Olympic weapon for Rio unveiled - Video: https://t.co/RX7DU3a6ZC

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Annie was an orphan because she was a filthy, disgusting, ginger child who wouldn't stop singing.

[Laura Meseguer @Laura_Meseguer]

Open letter by Ventoso regarding disc brakes: "WE'VE GOT THE POWER TO CHOOSE" https://t.co/AzNgej5gQl

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

FLORIDA OHIO ILLINOIS NC & MO:

BERNIE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY. WILL YOU BE, TOMORROW?
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