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Being single is so tiring bc it’s like ugh ig ill wear the uncomfortable shoes in case my soul mate sees me on the street and thinks “wow that girl’s toes look so good in her flip flops let me wife her up”

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Everytime I see a Waymo I have to resist the urge to jump at / in front of it

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Gonna have 2 daughters and name them Kyleena and Mirena

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My last 4 tweets have gotten 0 likes so like what’s up with that?

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Land acknowledgment daughter or moment of silence son?

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The baddest bitch you know can neither smile with her teeth nor wear hats

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Jealous of Rizo bc when people tell me to go to my happy place I go to exile island with Ozzy Lusthe

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fucking feelings circle. Like Joe you’re capital b BORING and I don’t like you. If you wanna be the damn morality police maybe don’t go on a game show known for manipulation and deceit and ruin it for everybody bc your bitch ass thinks you’re better than everyone else.

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Idk who my audience is here but it’s so validating seeing all the survivor legends of my childhood hating on Joe’s game play when I’ve been a Joe hater since day 1 and everyone (my dad) was like nooo he’s such a nice guy … bitch idc abt nice guys i’m here to watch survivor not a

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Merkin birkin

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@KimKardashian @Hermes_Paris merkin birkin

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Sucks to be a Sacramento sports fan today

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Recently learned that the innie/outie trend on tiktok is about severance and not vaginas…

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Barry keoghan played Artie Abrams in another timeline

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Me and my dad currently bonding over making a lot of sports commentary we’re not qualified to make and sharing the same size in pants

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I feel like a bot waiting to cross the street

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I wish I could be a cool aesthetic camping granola girly but I simply cannot listen to people play the guitar without making fun of them

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I hate having adhd bc I’ll never truly understand the experience of taking an adderall

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When I was born a witch placed a curse on me so that I always get the zoomies at night

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Temu condom