Bridget Austin

[Bridget Austin @bridget_austin]

I feel like @holy_schnitt ...my kidney really needs to learn how to read the room #stoned

[Mr. UConn @1999Huskies]

Are you in both the men’s and women’s Final Four again?

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Today is an awful day for America.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Pope Leo is going to dye Trevi Fountain green for St. Patrick's Day.

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

today should be a federal holiday

[chet, from twitt3r @chettttt]

Maybe after this you can upgrade the signals in your brains that led to this choice. Can you consider something an upgrade if it happens every other day?Super Bowl Sunday? Check. Snowstorm? Check. Incompetence? Check. Thanks for the snail buses and confusion. Chetmate.

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

BREAKING: The @PopTartsBowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀

Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team." Game MVP picks flavor!

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Me after folding the laundry

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Brilliantly played. Make the Lakers look like desperate fools and reaffirm your commitment to UConn. Bravo

[maurice @tallmaurice]

it's unfortunate we're all so numb to greatness. this is a 50-something year old woman riding a Shaq-sized unicycle while kickflipping a dozen bowls on her head. it's insane.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

WTF. GET THE HUSKIES TO PHOENIX NOW

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

March Madness has arrived in Boston.

📹: @lucymangan10

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

RETWEET IF YOU LOVE THE UCONN HUSKIES

[annie @a_nnie66]

waiting for the kim mulkey story

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Big East only getting 3 teams in is such a joke

[Gonzaga Basketball @ZagMBB]

Headed back to the Garden @hofseries
📰Press Release: https://t.co/sglqjzffGj

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Big news outta Hartford!

[Dan Hurley @dhurley15]

See you Saturday…

[birv @murderbirv]

i love butter on toast

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear God,

THANK YOU for today's college basketball slate.

Sincerely,

America

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

ron desantis spent like $200M and all he accomplished was broadcasting to the whole world that he wears high heels inside his boots and eats pudding with his fingers