Tønantzin

She was at WORK

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I think this will forever be my favorite picture of my pup. 10 has never looked or felt better ❤️❤️❤️

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I wonder who this guy was…

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I’m trying to flirt with this nice guy and I literally do not know how.

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Been thinking a lot about the matching of freaks and I just found a bite mark on my arm in a position that I cannot reach. I guess he matched my freak to some extent.

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In other news, I actually have shows that are currently airing for me to catch up on. I didn’t even know I was actively watching multiple shows atm.

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I literally could not remember how to return to my profile to see when I last tweeted. What has happened.

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@methdguez 😭😭😭😭

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@methdguez OMG FIRST WORDS???

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@ChillyWeirdo I LOVE IT

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The amount of respect I hold for people who ROUTINELY vacation with their family…

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Family trips are not for the weak. Apparently, I am one of the weak.

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@miran_datruth @lextakesthecity Many counter service places actually pay their employees as servers ($2.13 in Texas) and tips gathered at the counter are shared between the FOH employees as their pay.

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My ego got a major boost today after I man did a literal double take after walking past me.

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Do you ever sit at a bar with a delicious glass of red wine and think about how beautiful and sexy and smart and funny you are?

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@a_mimiriam @ChillyWeirdo Literally was gonna say the same

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@rnaomi6k Only if they do a good job 😜

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I be giving dudes high fives

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Dude sends an “I miss you” text. I try to be playful and coy but alas I think I came off as cunty…

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I’m crying about my dog, I think I’m gonna start my period soon.

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Any book related TSA story always reminds me of the time I got pulled aside for having sharp objects. It was three hardcovers.

[Tim Downie @TimDownie1]

So this was a first at the airport. My bag was searched after the scanners today because I had a “suspicious amount of books for a weekend away”.

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The only thing I miss about college was how fire my twitter feed used to be.

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Yes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First look at Chad Michael Murray in upcoming Christmas movie ‘The Merry Gentlemen’ on Netflix.