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[bridget @bridget_murfee]

@YogiBarry_ No bc they discontinued it and I’m UPSET. They have rotisserie chicken instead for the subs 😭

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

he dressed like a bisexual archaeologist

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

“diet coke is bad for you” oh nooooooo this whole time i was drinking it because i thought it was a superfood on par with kale

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

@scottmarren @Mike_Murphs He has I was there and I made both the chicken and the eggplant

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

@Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 Maybe you should’ve prepared

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

This is a disaster. Pray for Tua. Fire the medical staffs and coaches. I predicted this and I hate that I am right. Two concussions in 5 days can kill someone. This can end careers. How are we so stupid in 2022.

[dreka🎀 @ravishingdreka]

Snoring is a red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩 because why you can’t breathe? You stuffed with lies!

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

It’s been 2.5 years. She still calls me Brittany

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

It’s been 11 weeks and my manager still calls me Brittany everyday

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

Currently me

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me trying to figure out the timeline of when khloe kardashian and tristan thompson decided to have another baby via surrogate, when he got another woman pregnant, and when khloe found out about it even though it has no effect on my life whatsoever

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

I am boys

[Jackie Nichols @JNics415]

Boys will get a buffalo chicken salad and call it day one of the diet

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

I keep leaving out of pocket comments exposing myself on Tik Toks thinking no ones gonna see them only to come back to thousands of likes and mad comments on them 😬

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

@fatkidfromgwl Profound.

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

ooooooof

[PryncessMorbuckss😌🤑 @SymoneCarolyn]

90% of my Ls came from making sure somebody else was straight

[Michael Mina @michaelmina_lab]

IMPORTANT:

RAPID TESTS DO WORK WITH OMICRON

"But why are some people staying negative in the first days they have symptoms??"

This is expected. Symptoms don't = contagious virus
This is literally a reflection of the fact that vaccines are doing their job!

PLEASE READ

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

Healthcare workers are about to enter the third year of the pandemic and they have every right to be pissed about it

[rach ☆ the life of a fangirl @rachelxlily]

ⓘ this user has had all too well 10 minute version on repeat for the past two weeks

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

The vaccine saves lives and is a solution to the pandemic. Yet the greatest obstacle in vaccine roll out is the very people it is trying to save. It’s not fucking political….it’s science.

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

And if you think my opinion on the vaccine is irrelevant… respectively- go fuck yourself. You have NO IDEA what it’s like for critically ill covid patients and their healthcare team. I’m over it. Get fucking vaccinated. This should be over. These pics/videos are from March 2020.

[bridget @bridget_murfee]

If you never “tagged and bagged” hundreds of covid patients your opinion on the vaccine is irrelevant