Bridget

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

@skolasbn Why is it LITERALLY impossible?

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Can someone tell me how to shave my knees??????!!??

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

A Friday 4:30 meeting is a war crime. The end.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

I bet my dog seeing how much food is in her 20 lb bag is like me sitting in front of bottomless Olive Garden breadsticks.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Why is the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” audience always in cocktail attire?

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

I’m so glad I didn’t spend the time going to medical school because I’m now living out my dream of wearing loose-fitting sweatpants every day to work.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

I’m starting a charity that gives free headphones to idiot bicyclists who seem to have never heard of them.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Another year without needing my “Oscar Gowns” Pinterest board 🙄

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

A home without a dozen throw blankets is a jail cell.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

@samdrrr @stoolpresidente Zaffiros is trash

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Thank you @Spotify Release Radar for the new Bing Crosby jam! Glad to hear he’s still doing his thing.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Neither Jack’s nor Lottza Mottza frozen pizzas available at my local Houston, TX grocery store. Guess 2023 is going to be terrible after all. 💔

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

I have completed my challenge of 40 books! https://t.co/vAFRvA8d5I

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

My favorite part of Christmas would have to be the “scary ghost stories.” Classic.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

I demand smaller pieces of ginger with my sushi.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Getting “last-minute holiday shopping” notifications when you haven’t started shopping yet 🙃

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

@clarkmc07 All I know is that there is no information about it online. I’m going to pray on it.

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

When do we vote?

[Bridget @bridgetgreenlee]

Well, at least I would have to worry about the Packers losing a playoff game on my birthday like usual.