here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos
Some little white girl (between 8 and 10) in Starbucks just looked up at me and said
"Whoa, a beautiful chocolate man"
And her dad literally grabbed her arm and said " Emily what the fuck is the matter with you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂