Bridget

i want to talk to you about confetti, gin, and being a mom. ok?

[Bridget @bridgetland]

@YellowstoneNPS do you have an estimate of when the S entrance will be clear? We’re at the snow lodge and trying to leave that way today. Thank you!

[Bridget @bridgetland]

@oleefowler 😳

[Bridget @bridgetland]

@itsmeerikat Oh! Bitchstix (I prefer the classic coconut flavor but there are lots. And it’s the absolute best!)

[Bridget @bridgetland]

My mom is getting her vaccine tomorrow at @Publix. She’s very nervous. I told her to swing by the deli and get a sub right after. Nothing soothes like @Boars_Head pepper turkey, munster, banana peppers, l, t, Mayo. #publixsub

[Bridget @bridgetland]

@oleefowler Whyyyyyyyy

[Kate Bennett @KateBennett_DC]

A friend took this pic of @LindseyGrahamSC at @Reagan_Airport yesterday before a flight to SC. Graham was the only one without a mask on, before and after this phone call. An airport employee eventually went over and told him he had to wear one.

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Remy and Rick are watching “if I were an animal” on @netflix and now Remy is insisting in the aggressive way a 3.5 yr old does that Rick carry him in his mouth like a lion. Won’t. Let. It go. “Come on daddy I know you can do it” 🦁 #boymom #momlife

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Being out w kids now reminds me of walking my dog when someone annoyingly approaches w their dog and says “oh he’s friendly”. Like ok. But I have a lot more questions about how responsible you are and who you’re voting for before you come close to me and/or my child. #momlife

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Took some Fall/Halloween decor items out of a closet today w Remy. He’s like “where are the jack o’lanterns we painted last year mom?” I’m like “sweetie pumpkins are alive and die”. Turns out I should have phrased that differently 😢 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🎃 #momlife

[Bridget @bridgetland]

@TheMissNguyen I wore pale pink and haven’t changed my name but had like five weddings. So I feel you, sort of 💁🏻‍♀️❤️✨

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Showed Remy a pic of me holding him in the hospital after he was born and he’s like “aww that’s when I broke your water bottle”. #momlife #boymom

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Happy Father’s Day @miami2dc. I’ll handle your son’s unreasonable demands for pancakes at 7:15AM today I guess. Xoxo

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Actually you just got ROCKED by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign w/ fake ticket reservations & tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID

Shout out to Zoomers. Y’all make me so proud. ☺️

[kelly oxford @kellyoxford]

Wait, kids on TikTok reserved the empty seats at Trumps rally?
The President was publicly trolled by our children. Have an extra drink tonight parents, you’ve done well.

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Dear other moms, doesn’t it seem 💯 unfair it’s almost Father’s Day? Like ok we love you but who’s making sure we all don’t forget the letters and don’t talk w food in our mouths and have clean feet, and eat vegetables, and ...

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Ugh. Panicking because my husband is not even close to having our child to sleep yet and @Listen2HeartABC starts in 7 mins #sos #momlife

[Bridget @bridgetland]

My son keeps locking himself in the pantry yelling at top volume “WHO WANTS TO COME TO REMYS STOOREEEE” then getting pissed off when we chose the wrong item for him to retrieve. #thriving #momlife

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Remy (age 3.5) now tells my husband and I “don’t get frustrated with me” every time we ask him to do something he refuses to do. So we’re winning the emotional intelligence section at homeschooling. Right? Ok? It’s fine.

[Bridget @bridgetland]

Of all the things that give me anxiety during quarantine, realizing that I absolutely do not know how to file my nails it’s pretty gut wrenching

[Bridget @bridgetland]

@rookiehasher @daverichard Huh