Bridget

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

The thought of braving an actual store on December 22 makes me cringe. Thank you for sucking at shipping your products, @boggbag

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

@boggbag ruining my day not shipping my grandma’s Christmas present 😭 you had since Black Friday with an estimated delivery date of December 16 what the heck!!!

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

I will never get over the fact that I bought a $200 baby monitor that mom shames me constantly. Mind your own business @getnanit my kid sleeps great.

[Crystal Quade @crystal_quade]

In a world of ignorant kickers, be the franchise QB.

Women can do anything we set our mind to, from playing professional sports to becoming governor of Missouri.

It's time we had more people uplifting women, not telling us to get back in the kitchen.

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

I’d love to hear what the physicist mother in radiation oncology and the physician assistant sister of that guy who kicks balls for a living think about the diabolical lies they were told.

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

Jesus fucking Christ we are raising girls here!!!!! Can we not say things that completely crush their spirits??? And my spirit while we’re at it 🥲 I will literally never draft you again, Harrison Butker. I don’t care if my kicker gets 0 points every game! Fuckin asshole

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

I absolutely love being PRN at my job because I get to spend more time with my baby. I respect SAHMs, but I would be a worse mother without my career. Molly Dolly, I promise to show you that your worth is not defined by being a wife & mother. You can be anything you want to be 🫶🏼

[cooper @CooperOnAir]

I’ll let the Swifties handle Harrison Butker 😅

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

Pet peeve: people loudly sharing content on socials about pitties who desperately need adopted from animal shelters but said people own highly desired breeds instead of pitties. THIS HAPPENS A LOT.
❤️, a pittie mom

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

@vtechtoys @getnanit @babylist how much does @getnanit pay you to lie to future mothers?! 🧐

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

I would NEVER recommend @getnanit to any mother-to-be. Literally the biggest rip off. App randomly shuts off in the middle of the night so you wake up to your baby SCREAMING behind 2 closed doors. Then you have to upgrade for $200/year using the camera you already bought for $200

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

@vtechtoys @getnanit On top of barely functioning as a monitor when it truly matters because it’s too busy trying upsell monitoring shit that doesn’t matter, it gives you tips telling you you’re doing the wrong things to get your kid to sleep when she’s already sleeping 10+ hours a night 🙃 @getnanit

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

I haven’t told her we’re heading back to 30° temps tomorrow yet

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

Gosh I just love my baby so much. No one can prepare you for this kind of love. She’s my favorite person and she barely has a personality yet 😂 just smile at me, kiddo, I’ll give you whatever you want

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

@TJudgeiii Is your kid hard of hearing or deaf? If so, visit https://t.co/9mJJvU7IC1 — you can fill out an application for free ASL classes if your child is 3 or under

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

Kinda crazy how expensive it is to learn #asl unless you have a deaf/hard of hearing kid. I’m so lucky my daughter is hearing and has access to communication… the deaf community is amazing but I wish it was more accessible for hearing people to learn ASL to bridge communication

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

My kid is hard of hearing, but hearing, and to watch my parents actively try to learn some sign language to give her total communication makes me feel so happy 🥹

[Bridget @bridgetsaraa]

The @GallaudetU football commercial gets me every time. I think it would give me that reaction even if my kid wasn’t hard of hearing. Level the playing field 🥹