Bridget

attempting to get my digital footprint to a size 12 man shoe

[Bridget @bridgett_ilg]

Important:
https://t.co/rcCVrfzDI4

[Bridget @bridgett_ilg]

Love when you see a chipmunk or squirrel eating an acorn and it’s like yeah that’s a classic

[silas @addisuncain]

I am so amazed at gays ability to use literally anything as a reaction image

[ასული @asuliinflesh]

The way a week has already passed since last week

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

What the fuck is my highschool friend posting on his story man.

[barley @barleywheatling]

does it ever stop feeling like this

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….

[lake @kettrikcen]

reading a series of unfortunate events for the first time at my grown age of 24 and getting genuinely scared when count olaf appears

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this summer it's important to feel constant guilt and never communicate your thoughts or feelings. it's going to feel electric

[Bridget @bridgett_ilg]

Putting my hand up to my stomach when I have bubble gut like I’m feeling the baby kick

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

i feel like her every time i set foot in sephora

[garshmo @garshmo]

It keeps being the next month over and over

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[corb @awshuqs]

when the spotify playlist i created specifically to make me want to die makes me want to die

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

my favorite genre of twitter is when people just say some shit

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity