Bea

“it’s pronounced ‘b’”

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

*Acting like I’ve got it together but secretly haven’t even taken out my contacts since Christmas break*

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[jess @enchantedjess13]

ticketmaster is like “we’re sorry about all the technical problems, this demand was unexpected” as if taylor swift isn’t one of the biggest artists in the galaxy

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

@kaisafaith 🤢

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Sent 2 whole emails working from a coffee shop today. Corpor-it girl.

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Things I think are cheugy for no reason:

The word “empowerment” and also “self-care”

This emoji 😃

Using jokes in email like “It mUSt bE a MonDay beCAuse …”

The word “swag” in literally any context but especially when referring to branded materials

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Everybody says they want to work from home but all I see is “get outlook for IOS” in your email sign off 🧐

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Who's really out here spraying Febreze on their furniture? Who are those commercials for?

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

@kaisafaith Imagine trying to prove yourself to your client though and they're like "tell me about yourself" and you're just like "good write i explain people good"

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Just found out that the Replacements are a BAND and people arent just posting about Todd and Riley’s flinco ad adventures

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

✨Normalize crying to your boss✨

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

@JamesonGladney The energy of this tweet was calling me back to Twitter

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

@JamesonGladney

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

@kaisafaith Move to mpls

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Okay another one is “I have all the feels”

Just like 🤢

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

when people say “all of the things” referring to being busy or whatever I just want to hurl my body out a window and there’s literally no reason to have that reaction but I do

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Omg when people say “I shall” or “shall we?” like so uncomfy

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

The only difference between me and a golden retriever is that I have opposable thumbs to track my roommate's location so I know when it's appropriate to sit and wait at the door.

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Trying to determine if me having 30+ tabs open at all times on my computer is a sign of next level multitasking or undiagnosed adhd

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

Nothing triggers my fight or flight quite like outlook email notification sounds

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

according to my design professor I won't be taken seriously as a designer if I can only refer to things I like as "cute" but the problem is that no matter how hard I try, exclaiming "CUTE !!" is just my visceral reaction to being moved by art so idk

[Bea @bridgettboeke]

The following emojis have the exact same energy and this is the guide to how I use them

🙃🥲 (“I’m pretending like I don’t care but I’m dead inside”)

🥴😧 (“how do I have this much career anxiety at 22”)

🧬🎈 (“you snapped me a blank pic and I don’t know what to respond”)