ticketmaster is like “we’re sorry about all the technical problems, this demand was unexpected” as if taylor swift isn’t one of the biggest artists in the galaxy
Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.
Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG
Things I think are cheugy for no reason:
The word “empowerment” and also “self-care”
This emoji 😃
Using jokes in email like “It mUSt bE a MonDay beCAuse …”
The word “swag” in literally any context but especially when referring to branded materials
@kaisafaith Imagine trying to prove yourself to your client though and they're like "tell me about yourself" and you're just like "good write i explain people good"
when people say “all of the things” referring to being busy or whatever I just want to hurl my body out a window and there’s literally no reason to have that reaction but I do
The only difference between me and a golden retriever is that I have opposable thumbs to track my roommate's location so I know when it's appropriate to sit and wait at the door.
according to my design professor I won't be taken seriously as a designer if I can only refer to things I like as "cute" but the problem is that no matter how hard I try, exclaiming "CUTE !!" is just my visceral reaction to being moved by art so idk
The following emojis have the exact same energy and this is the guide to how I use them
🙃🥲 (“I’m pretending like I don’t care but I’m dead inside”)
🥴😧 (“how do I have this much career anxiety at 22”)
🧬🎈 (“you snapped me a blank pic and I don’t know what to respond”)