Samantha Bridgette

I can be sarcastic in four languages.

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

It's still the weekend but I'm already ready for it to be the weekend again

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

“The career fair makes me feel worse than Tinder” - my roommate

[$helby $weetheart @ShelbsDobbs]

Cardi B did an interview about offset cheating and said “I’m not even worried about it, he’s gonna go from this to what?? What’s better then me??” And that energy is wtf I’m talking about

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

Me: “Watching Gilmore Girls will be so fun and relaxing!”

Me: *starts crying at the theme song before the episode even starts*

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

“I feel like if I was a recruiter with a stack of resumes on my desk, I would gravitate towards the ones with thicker paper. That’s why I print mine on a poster board.”

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

saw a random dude pushing a cal poly moving cart around downtown late last night, that kid is really living it up

[Ralé @dj_raleigh]

Sorry I missed your call earlier, I was sitting in my bed with my phone in my hand watching it ring

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

just had a flashback to playing Nintendogs in middle school and i’m a little shook that era of games actually existed

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

I hate accidentally clicking on an ad and knowing I’m about to be spammed with more of the same ad on every website in existence

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

We need a reality show where redneck Americans join forces with bogan Australians to combine their dumbest ideas

[relatable @byreIatable]

me at college: wow i cannot wait to get home
me after 4 days at home: get me the hell out of here

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

“Is this spoken word?”
“No it’s Eminem...”

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

Ag major business attire: *tucks in plaid shirt and puts on a nice trucker hat*

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

Mood: laying on the floor next to my bed but too exhausted to get up into bed

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

My mom just called me to make a plan about getting our Christmas tree lol happy October

[Sunshine☀️ @brandon_cory3]

How Californians speak

Yes: no, yeah

No: yeah, no

Definitely: yeah no forsure

[natasha @natasha_gangal]

The last 7 days have been the highest highs and the lowest lows

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

This is basically week 4 of school, people need to respect my favorite seat in my 70-person lecture

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

I tell myself it’s okay to look like crap to class but I immediately regret it when I realize how many attractive people are on this campus

[Samantha Bridgette @bridgettemariie]

I just love being 6’4 in heels and talking to 5’2 girls wearing sandals! #recruitment