Bridget Walker

america runs on dunkin’ but bridget runs on house & techno

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

sick shades @LaytonGiordani

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

my boss telling me i need a birkin as if he doesn’t sign off on my paycheck is comedy

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

my dad wants to go see eli brown and linska so i told him i would take him & he told me to get a table & when i said i didn’t think the venue offers tables he literally goes “idc if you have to build it yourself. figure it out” ok diva damn

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

i need @Google to have a better format for appealing business reviews bc how do i explain that it’s a fake review because i have a meticulously kept spreadsheet of every lead and client we have ever had with their fuckass options

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

imagine at my funeral they conclude with one of my favorite songs and they’re like “and now we will lay bridget to rest with one of her favorite songs” and it’s paranoid by layton giordani or crazy bitch by buckcherry

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

everything will be fine as long as i am never involved with a man romantically ever again

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

@TiredBambooLaw truly depends on the garage situation at his building

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

i stay making men write me poems to impress me and then i forget to respond for three weeks

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

my mom saw a psychic recently and apparently she told my mom “your daughter is just going to get married out of nowhere, no will know that she has a boyfriend and she’s just going to show up with a husband” and if that ain’t the most accurate shit 😭

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

my dad used to run an after hours spot and you thought i was going to turn out NORMAL???

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

having a demanding job and working all the time is so annoying how am i supposed to find a husband in these conditions???

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

@LaytonGiordani yes pls i have literally cried in my office three times already today pls fix it😭

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

i’m bored should i go to edc tomorrow for literally 3 hours before i have to drive to LA for work

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

no stage design will ever beat edc kinetic field 2022

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

@LaytonGiordani you can’t do this to me i just went to europe for three days i was NOT gonna full send edc😭

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

just ordered from my dads besties restaurant and i need to have a chat with that man because where is my discount code DAVE???

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

i need everyone to stop asking me if i’m ready for the trip i leave for in 24 hours of course i am not

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

@LaytonGiordani fully in support of this

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

if i call a client at 9:30 am it’s “too early” but if they blow my phone up at 2 am it’s “part of the job” ok

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

@LaytonGiordani literally thank god

[Bridget Walker @bridgetwalkerr]

one thing about me is i will be turning off traction control