Bridget Black

never fear what you can't avoid.

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @amorbidpodcast: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/0PscmFv9kz

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

I wish I loved anything as much as Chris Brown loves punching women.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

We have a gas shortage so how about all of those illustrious Biden voters get out of line! You don’t need those evil fossil fuels, right?!

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I personally will not get the COVID vaccine/will not be forced to get it. If you want to get it, by all means please do. If you want to wear 1, 2 or 5 masks driving/walking alone, by all means please do. If you are terrified of returning to “old normal” by all means stay home!!

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If these airlines were really so concerned with health and safety and so concerned with COVID, they wouldn’t sell middle seats. Funny how that almighty dollar and bottom line seem to trump their COVID hysteria!

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Are we supposed to feign surprise when Biden announces that he’s stepping down as President to deal with health issues, or can we all honestly acknowledge that installing Kamala Harris was their plan all along?

Because I’m going to need time to work on my fake-surprised face.

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

@WebCrawlersPod new listener here- listening to “The Lost Colony of Roanoke” episode and I am CRYING at @M_Blasucci YELLING at @OnlineAlison and @MelissaStetten for not knowing the movie Andre. It was one of my favorites growing up. 😂

“You guys are stupid!”

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

To all the leftists crying because Texas and Mississippi have announced they will resume FREEDOM— did you know that you are still welcome to stay in your home all day and double mask?

You don’t need a government mandate to be a paranoid recluse.

[Morgan DeBaun @MorganDeBaun]

Slack being down the first Monday of 2021 is very 2020.

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

Literally the worst season of @AGT ever. “Welcome to America’s Got Tears, where we vote off the talent and keep the sob stories.” Let’s just continue the idiocy that is the year 2020.

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

@onufreyonboard @AGT If it had been Jeff Dunham with a ventriloquist dummy, they would have thought it was funny. Buncha pansies.

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

@MurderSmall @WhismanSucks

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

#iRememberTomHanks

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

@WhismanSucks I’m desperate for a “YAAAAYYY” ringtone. I’ve scoured the internet. #sendhelp @MurderSmall

[Klibbitz @Pearlofwisdom2]

@IAMQUEENLATIFAH Queenie - the word “irregardless” doesn’t exist!

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

@WhismanSucks I’m fan girling 😍 #okayimdone

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

“There’s no traffic in the sky.” - @Jimmypisfunny I wish I knew how many people gave you shit for this comment 😂 Meanwhile, @WhismanSucks finds pilots more heroic than doctors. Y’all kill me. #episode63 #sorryimnew @mamabllrbmw

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

@leahjsmith74 @smittykiddeac @NobWestMS @NobleCrossing @NobSchools Retweet.

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

“I ate lunch at a Chinese restaurant at the back of a Chinese grocery store today.” - Jeremy #imsorrywhat

[Bridget Black @bridgeyblack]

“I still have Twitter, I just don’t tweet. Maybe I’ll tweet that.” - me